Juan Trippeing Daisy

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Lottery Ticket
By The Numbers, But A Winner Nonetheless
Official Website | Trailers & Mo

To us white folk, urban comedies all sorta feel like the same shiz over and over, with a different cast.  We’re sure the opposite is true of white comedies… Read the rest

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The Tillman Story
Apparently No One Can Handle The Truth
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Think you know the Pat Tillman story? YOU DON’T KNOW PAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! We didn’t either, and even after wading through director Amir Bar-Lev… Read the rest

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Soul Kitchen
You Can’t Make An Omelette Without Breaking
A Few Eggs & Including a Few Clichés
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We’ve only seen one Fatih Akin film before (2007′s The Edge of Heaven), but… Read the rest

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Scott Pilgrim vs The World
8-Bit More Than It Can Chew
Official Website | Trailers & Mo

Remember this lil maddening Nintendo send-up/mash-up/cracks-we-up?  What a wonderful, colorful and inventive way to spend 8.5 minutes!!!!!  Same could be said of the similar pixelated… Read the rest

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The Expendables
Not Nearly Over The Top Enuff
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As expected, The Expendables has big ass beloved action stars of yesteryear involved in some big ass explosions, while expounding big assed corny dialog.  So why does all the big-assedness… Read the rest

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Step Up 3D
Best Side Story
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We were dragged to Step Up 1 kicking and screaming, and came out of the theater kicking our heels!  We were more of a willing participant when Step… Read the rest

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her name is Rio… Hamasaki
and she’s the atomic bombshell!!!

it was so hard to find any SFW pics of her
and not so hard to find the NSFW ones

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David Lynch/Mark Frost + boobs = TWIN PEAKS!!!!!!!!!

how long will it take this breastaurant to topple-ss the grand teton empire of Hooters? does it matter?  we say the more bazoonga-themed eateries the breaster!!!  who’s our daddy?  is it Bone Daddy’s??? [find of finds via The Blogfather]

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Jorgie Porter + 3 other Hollyoaks hotties get all apocalypscious [SFW]

+ a NSFW animated gif of our twitter wife lookin very meowy!! but she says those aren’t her boobs???  who cares!!!  boobs!!!!!

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and the scariest looking people you don’t know are…

Igor and Grichka Bogdanov!!!
[via the French interns]

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Scott Pilgrim vs The World
8-Bit More Than It Can Chew
Official Website | Trailers & Mo

Remember this lil maddening Nintendo send-up/mash-up/cracks-we-up?  What a wonderful, colorful and inventive way to spend 8.5 minutes!!!!!  Same could be said of the similar pixelated… Read the rest

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our moist flavorite brand spakin new website we should have invented 18 months ago: Kathryn Prescott’s Hair