Til Death Do We Departed: My Norbit Likes To Party All The Time
26. Feb, 2007 
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Well, slain and pimple, it wasn’t the show that was snoozy, it was the nominated movies that were were beyond snoozedome. You know it was a bad year for movies when Talladega Nights gets three mentions during the telecast. Sure, The Departed was an entertainin flick, but Bestest Picture of the Year? Maybe bestest Asian foreign remake of the year! Were any of the best pic nominees worthy of that title? In my boooook, there were at least 8 films better than the ones they choose. Hell, I’ll bet The Danish Poet was less of a snoozefest than Little Miss Snoozeshine. OK, so that’s the last peep you’ll hear from me on LMS, cept I muss say kudos to the voters for picking Alan Arkin over Eddier Murphy. If only the same could be said for the supporting ass-stress category, where anyone but winner SINGER Jennifer Hudson was woolworthier! As for Ellen DeFishtaco, well, she was a mighty fine host. I mean, she’s now the single greatestist female host of the Oscars of balls thyme. The previous person to hold that title was no one since Whoppi Goldberg was the only prior female solo host and the world was spankfully reliefed from her comedy years ago
And w/o further Freddy Adu, here are the only things you missed if you missed the 2007 Academy Awards…
Nicole Kidman renaming of Dreamgirls
as Dreamgoyurls
these peeps freestylin sounds with their mouths
which in turn
makes Michael Winslow
the #1 choice for the ‘008 edish
& if he’s not available
how bout Rahzel
Click goes winless
which was probs the night’s only sure thing
a MasterCard commeresh
starring an elephant
& Leon Carosi
owner of Malibu Sands Beach Club
from Saved By The Best
Karen totally steppin out on Jim
with Ennio Morricone
next up for EM?
an honorary award at
next year’s Dundies!
thumcredible shadow shiz
with human bodies 
but if they were to do the above with their feet
it woulda been a CAMEL TOE!
&
the unibrow of Walt Martin
and
that dude modeling off the green tux from Dreamgoyurls
(no pics available as of now
but somewhere out there
on the interwebs
they does)
never forget the past
like
•the ’05
the ’06
and hispecially Amy Lumet’s cazy-arsed bazongas!!
