Spank HeavenFor Age 87
or at least
stop trying to look like
Warren Beatty at age 23
or old man Biff Tannen
or the old man in the ‘Enter Sandman’ video
Drew, I almost heart you mo than the Redskins, C Belle, fried chicken, and Jen El’s boobs combined!!
And, OMG!
FORD OUT TO
my only famous relative*
(besides me self)
who banged the OG Alfie
was an enemy to Pete and his dragon
and mcnabbed 2 Oscars
*whom we had zero contact with, even though her mother was my mum’s grandmother’s sister!!