Thiz Weak's Czech Lisp


1) While we wait for the Gnarls B and the Streets (which can be streamed here) albums to drop, keep the Wu franchise alive. Buy or d-lode, or whatever you crazy kids do, Ghostface’s Fishscale (u can find a d-lode from it one post below). Shit be hottier than a tape recording of Pat O’Brien voicemails melting in a kiln. Even Skeeter agrees. And after you gots it in yer hands, peep this site that has samples of all the samples used on the album, but alas, no Samples songs. Future Wu-bonus: look for a DVD collection of the Wu’s music videos in June.

2) Give suggestions and feedback, by way of Yahoo! Groups, to the good folks behind the upcoming Bob Ross painting video game. Yes, you read that write, Bob Ross painting video game!! [vis Z Del Roachclip]

3) If you gots an AMEX card then go-go gadget get yer Tribeca Film Festival tix now, before all the goo shit is gone. Their on-line ticketing system kinda blows, but I aint gonna kvetch since a lot o the films are hactually playing in real movie theaters this year. Personally, I gotz pretty much all that I wanted + a bunch mo (14 total), sans the Jeff Garlin Cheese flick

4) Go gaga for the Dada eggzibit currently on display at DC’s National Gallery of Tarts. Don’t worry jew yorkers, it’ll hit MoMA in early June

5) Whether we like it or not, it’s Gaysball season, so go buy an effin hat already. I recommend pickin up any Franchise hat made by the geniuses of Twins Enterprise (can’t bee leave it took someone this long to make hats that look and feel like you’ve owned them for 2 years). The lamely named Lids is a good spot to get em, hispecially since when you buy one hat yer next one is 1/2 off. I myself mcnabbed a Nationals Brown Marlin dazzle and a STL blue flazzle (I hate baseball, yet I have three flavorite teams, go finger)

6) Catch me gettin my freak freak on at the Sounds or Ladytron shows, both at Irving Platz this week

7) Watch the bros Weinstein beat off on each other

8) See a Terrence Malick movie in theaters that probably won’t bore us to death. Days of Heaven opens at the Film Forum, home of the wurst seats in town, this Friday

9) Do not d-lode this tres awful cover of del Gorillaz’ ‘Feel Good Inc’ by the Editors [d vis A Giant]

10) Ensure that yer Invasion TiVo/DVR/Dildo season pass is all set to gogh, cause new episodes, FRYNALLY, start again next Wednesday

11) Looking for that one perfect travel companion? Try Bicycle brand cards’ Sudoku – 50 Puzzle pack on for size thighs

12) Mark April 25th on yer calendar

13) Pluck yer effin unibrow, you hairy bizatch!!

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