Me And You And Everyone We Don’t Know
23. Jun, 2005 
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Here be some snaps from last nite’s Freedom From JapanaPorn Fest. I have no idea who most of these people below are, but they were very willing to pose for a photo. [Note to self: figure out how to turn on that anti-redeye feature]
• ‘You will never see me in a nude scene,’ stated Her Former Royal Thighness the I. ‘Then there’s no mystery for my private life.’ First of all, her boobs have disappeared, so there’s no loss there. Second of all, what’s the mystery? Kids probably know about her than they do about Amelia Earhart. Bi they gay, how is it possible that there’s an ‘official’ Amelia Earhart website?
• Meanwhile, Bad Girls author Alex McAulay waxes bout the prospects of Lohag & Duffdiver starring in the movie adaptation.
• From Popbitch: Noel Gallagher was interviewed by David Walliams in the Observer last weekend, and told a classic story. Liam, apparently, was a huge fan of Spinal Tap. But he thought they were a real band. He was horrified to discover the same actors performing as A Mighty Wind at Carnegie Hall a few years back and, when Noel told him the bad news, shouted “I’m not ‘avin’ that”, and stormed off. And has never watched the film again. And spank the lord they finally played MSG last nite, cause I was gonna jump outta window if I had to read one more stankin article talkin bout how they sold out the place in minutes.
• Stewart Copeland Foos it up
• Mandy Moore to be inducted into the National Lacrosse Hall of Fame!
• Remember the search engine Excite.com? Neither did I til I read this.
• Don Malkemes furthers goal of ‘humping’ actress Kelly MacDonald. Great, but who’s Don Malkemes? UK’s answer to Stephen Malkmus?
• If one person yawns, why does everyone else in the room want to yawn? Related: somebody please stuff her mouth
• Just what I needed: a female Japanese android that wears gloves [via JINR]
• Who has the world’s greatest 404 Error: Page not found? The Sugar Daddy, Mr Poon
• Don’t pass up the chance again to own yer own Freezy Freakies
• Photos of an unknown family who probably owned a liquor store
• Rock, Paper, Saddam! [via Zach de la Roachclip]
• Yer YTMDawgnesses of the day: although Grambs hit the mark by matching Racist killer Killen with Uncle Jr, how bout Killen and the Six Flags guy? Or juss for shiz and giggles, a lame Cuthbert & Vader one AND Baloo Jizzes on Tom Cruise, which I could watch for 3 hrs straight… or would that be 3 hrs gay?
• No perspiration this time from Ms Pinder, but still plenty of yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yummy yamness to go round!! OMLORD, I may have to bypass all other Her Royal Thighness the III candidates and juss elect her two redonk bazoombies to the bone throne!!! [most are kinda NSFW]
