Ritalin Me This Batman

Who is the one AND only Riddler?

above, all pretenders
leaving only one contender…


1934 – 2005

And in memory of yer peace the fork outting, lettuce revisit some of yer riddle HOTness that made you one of the breastestest villains of TV’s Batman:

Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?
A: He gobbles up!

Q: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
A: A sparrow with a machine gun!

Q: What has yellow skin and writes?
A: A ballpoint banana!

Q: What goes up white, and comes down yellow and white?
A: An egg!

Q: How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?
A: Make applesauce!

And my personal flavorite, which I also use in life cause I am as lame and as gay as the Riddler:

Q: What people are always in a hurry?
A: Russians!

And boy do I love dem Russians, hispecially white HOT ones!!

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