Dirty Deeds AndThey’re Done Dirt Cheap
19. May, 2004 
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– Justin Case you live under a rock and haven’t visited finer blogs than this one, here’s this most whore-riffic thang I’ve even seen on the internet: Coldplay’s ode to baby Apple & Gwynnnie’s boobs, entitled “Nappies“. Both Grambses the II and Retro Ruth Buzzi have likened it to the wurst Oasis song ever, “Little James”. I just want to know how the roped poor George Martin into this? What a “bunch of ephing tourists” indeed! If they appear at Coachella 2005, let’s throw garbage at them.
– The problem with most porno movies is that they have the most awfulliest of soundtracks. Well what if there was a movie that featured some BJs & ejaculation and was set to the sweet sounds of Franz Ferdinand, BRMC, The Dandy Warhols, and Super Furry Animals? That’s what fargin’ umcredible director Michael Winterbottom has in store with his Nine Songs. Now we can finally rock out with our cocks out!!
– Is there anyone dirtier than a man in love with a 17 and 5/6 year-old? Yes, this guy, Mr. Vaseline.
– Finally, if you buy your kids clothes off of Mommy’s Little Monster, I will report you to The Division of Youth and Family Services, you DYFS bag!!
