Thighs Wide Shut

Does anyone else out theres miss Colleen Camp(Yvette from Clue)’s glorious 80s bazongas?

Bar Mitzvah slut Anna Nicole dances the whore-a

speaking of beloved tribes, who knew that The Office‘s Rashida Jones was a Heeb? That almost rocks as much as this

speaking of beloved Jews, congrats to my mos flavorite WaPo bogger Dan Steinberg who juss had a baby girl with a very non-goyish name! Be sure to peep this fab interview with him where he publicly JOs to the Wizznutzz, who, juss in case ya missed it, was also interviewed and publicly did not JO about Darvin Ham

Justin Timberlake’s ‘What Goes Around, Cuthsplurts Around’?

Synthesizer Medley 1985, starring Thomas Dolby, Herbie Hancock, Howard Jones, and Stevie Wonder

famed UK noodle bestness Wagamama is frynally opening its first US locale in Boston this April and they need you!

Why is the alphabet in alphabetical order?

The Cat In The Hat turns half a century old, but the real question is how old are his younger brothers Stove Top On Pop and Go YTMNDog Go?
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and DIY Laser Engraved Toast

If those kids ever go blind looking at that growth poster they could always visit with Rex’s eye doctor daddy R Daniel in Bloomington, IN

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Tits about time someone recognized Tori Spelling’s canine like beauty

Officially the least hotttiest pic of film director Tiffani Thiessen mt EVERest… btw, this one is still the mostest

the force is strong with these parent’s basement dwellers

yes, that dude from Robocop who turns into the Toxic Avenger is indeed Jack Bauer’s newly peace the forked out brother

[animated bestness via YTMND]

& THIS takes tittyf&cking to a whole new level [obvnsfw]

schlappy 5th B-day to PTI, arguably the greatest sports TV show since 1959’s Home Run Derby, which is greatly lackin in internets love

Damon Albarn and co debuted their latest project The Good, The Bad, & The Queen in a tiny lil pub. Peep this clip of them performing, with Albarn off screen, ‘Herculean’ [d]

given listenage to 4 of the hot new tracks from The Who’s Endless Wire disc, their first release since 1982!! I don’t think I ever gottsen around to writing up a review for their show that I saw at MSG last month, but sirprizing lee the new tunes bode millered well against their back catalog

George McFly, the Retrocrush Interview

my girl Garvey looks mighty groovy dolled up in 06’s hottiest H’ween costume

[+ Pinder’s December UK Maxim pics]

Fast Food Nation screenings for sum

The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror I-XVI

How did popcorn become a popular snack at movie theaters?

Marion Barry drops the white balls for the yellow ones [Steiner]

bestest blog name since Double Dumb A$$ On You: Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom (peep their ‘Jerseys To Avoid‘ ditty) [Hisconsin]

the return of NSFW YTMD fun: The Neverending Ass [Roll Left Co]

and the Borat flick (watch the first 4 minutes of it IF u muss) pree-shmeared in LA LA land last nite complete with all the Kazak trimmins one would eggspect. So for the man behind the mustache, the real question is what’s next? Apparently more of the same, but with 99 purr scent less fermented horse urine and pubis hair. And you didn’t axe for them, (dave) butz yer shirley gonna get em… even mo deleted Borat scenes!!!

Mo images of Ms Beesley, other hotties, and a bit of ye ole nip slippery can be found on the Tastic

Lily Allen totally wants to munch on Mark Ronson’s choda

‘curvy’s when you’ve got a bit of weight all over, instead of having heavy tits‘. Girls, can’t we all juss get along share a bath?

Ricky G, MS-DOS shill

it’s about Time, but they need to get a Life cause they didn’t contact yers drooly, who’s almost cooler than LL Cool Bean

props to Sam Champion, Gay Morning America’s newest man of weather

NFL Network & Time Warner, stop sucking yer own caks and start sucking mine. If you don’t wanna do that, then forkin give each other some HJs and give me the damn NFL Network already!!!

see, it’s not so hard to be Jackson Pollock

see, you’d be hard too like Jackson Pollack if you got to bang Jennifer Connelly in yer own biopic, or if you happen to be watching her purrrrrfect ya–yas hang out in Mulholland Falls [NSFW]

Zeptember 12th can’t come soon enuff

cartoon skeletal systems

The Generator Blog

Opening Shots

Arcade At The Movies, snatchurally including Maximilian Largo’s casino filled with nuttin but Centipede

Who invented the cocktail umbrella & and why?

related: I was a designated driver at Guns n’ Rosenthal’s wedding last nite and had a Shirley Temple for the first time in maybe 15 years. Either they aren’t as good as I remember or the bartender can’t make em for shit. (btw, that’s the real reason I didn’t catch the Emmys, although I was able to braid yer mum’s p-hair when I returned to NYC at 2:30am EST)

YTMND: N$gga Stole Pee Wee’s Bike

and although these are not my hot wheels, I sure would pimp them if they were. Hell, I’d even eat shrimp on em!

[hat tip to to De Horny Toad for the snapple!]

Lucas on Indy 4: ‘We’re basically going to do ‘The Phantom Menace.‘ Hide the woman and children and droids!!!

take a leak on these Transformer leaked snaps!! [Pakula Shaker]

Lily Allen, meet North America

Netflix is one of the ten largest users of first-class mail in America. Find out how it all works, with this brief, but in-depth report from a Netflix warehouse located in my MD hometown [Stephen Hacking]

the thumbpossible has become possible? spanks to Laing Sack of Sh&t and his Hawaiian vacation, Mauna Loa’s Milk Chocolate Toffee Macadamias have temporarily replaced Dutch Stroopwafles as my exotic treat that can’t be beat! Will Terrell Owens’s Exotic Popcorn Getcha Popcorn Ready be the next champ of my chompers?

I wonder how the strip steak was at the inaugural World Strip Poker Championship. Maybe they can hold the event next year in the Gaza Strip. Exiting corny jokes…. NOW!

qwik Tribe Called Quest ‘What’ riff: What heights are wuthering without Charlotte Bronte? What is a Gremlins flick without Joe Dante?

America’s Best Colleges 2007. Bovine University, still unranked

unphotochop twosday: The Jack White House [Veeeeeg]

Goldenfiddle’s Daily Double Genius Species: A Man Should Look Out After His Family AND Tagged

the only people who don’t think that the name ‘Redskins’ isn’t racist? Redskins fans, and gawd bless em. But if a compromise had to be made, I says call em juss the Skins, as in red potato skins, and ditch the proud Injun on the helmet and replace it with the spear, or at least this picture of Shitney Spears from the Teen Choice Awards

peace the fork out Joe ‘Guns n’ Rosenthal, who may have taken the single mos iconic photo of balls thyme. And a belated p.t.f.o. to Esther L. Snyder, who co-founded In-N-Out Burger, and in turn, the stoopidest thing I’ve ever heard of: a secret menu

[AS220]

South of the Border Simpsons… AYE CARUMBA! [Monkey Boy]

Poll: Jews want to date Portman, Ali G

Poll: Jews have predictable taste, hate bacon, but secretly love it

I cunt bee leave Ahmadinejad gave You, Me, and Dupree such a glowing review!

Are cats tails an involuntary or voluntary movement?

don’t bother clickin, cause u can get the answer from yer mom who’s carpet I juss got dunn shaving: How Kissing Works [Mod Squad]

the least scariest game based on one of the more scarier movies: The Freddy Game

Are two heads better than getting head?

NYC, Lego stizz [Data Who Dat?]

Portraits of Current World Leaders

the largest s’more ever [Super Thighs Me]

Onion Booty [kinda NSFW]

Man Not Found, Dog

and if there were ever a time to pant over panties…