Please Be My X-Wife
19. Jul, 2016 
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X-Men: Apocalypse
Sophie Page Turner
Official Site | Trailers & Mo
PG-13Â | 144 min
Oh, hey – another superhero movie!  But ya know what?  I’ve come to the realization that out of ALL the superhero franchises in existence – I like the X-Men ones the most, and I’m not even really an X-Men kinda guy (my peeps are The New Teen Titans of the late 80s, early 90s).  I think I’ve liked or super-liked every single one of the X-Men movies, even the Brett Ratner one (but not really the solo Wolverine ones, which doesn’t make much sense as to why they aren’t so great, cause Hugh as Wolvie is SO great)
Well, this X-Men movie may not be perfect (Oscar Isaac‘s mummy resurrected bad guy was kinda cool, but the final battle vs him wasn’t so much), but I am on board with whatever this movie is. Â Mainly cause…
they don’t let Olivia Munn talk! (she’s in an insult to actors everywhere who cannot get employed, while she is)
and Evan Peters as the super fast dude is STILL the fcuking BBBBBBBBBBBBBEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but more importantester than ANYTHING…Â
Sophie Turner is sooooooo SUPER fine, in leather, and not in leather
(I’m a sucker for redheads, in leather, and not in leather)
Verdictgo:Â Jeepers Worth A Peepers
X-Men is about to X-it theaters soon!
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
