Thighs Wide Shut

the search is frynally over for the next Redskins coach
and time will only tell how Zorny things will get
so in the meantime lettuce enjoy
these awful photoshops we found on the netz

we’ve seen a lotta crazy shit in our time
like a chick making sweet sweet love
with a banana, a cucumber, a carrot and a hairbrush [NSFW]
but David Tyree’s swan(n) like catch
with Rodney Harrison all up in his razzle
is about as Arkham Asylum as it leo getz
and helped to erase the boringness
that was the first 3 (RW Mc)quarters

and juss in case u missed the link on Frydaze: Casting Super Bowl: The Movie

and bi the gay, how thumcredible was the Giants’ logo that adorned their ’75 helmets?

and bi the gay pt II, how AWFULly hamazin does the Speed Racer movie look?

All Hail Redskins Greats
Art Monk and Darrell Green

who join Fred Dean, Emmitt Thomas, Andre Tippett and Gary Zimmerman as 2008’s Canton Classmates (next time Russ!)

the sexiest and sleaziest Super Bowl ads of balls thyme

the Ickey Shuffle will never die

all wives should dress like this

& this is two Gay

eggstra tit-bit – Art’s second cousin is Thelonius Monk

As for the rest of the ‘wild’ weekend, the Jags got lucky in America’s most lovable city, and Norvball and the Chargers and Eli and the G-Men finally shook off their playoff ghosts with boring wins over their lame opponents. The win for the Giants is obviously a good thing, cept that means that the headache inducing duo of Tom Coughlin and lil Manning will probably be plaguing Giants fans for the years to come. Good luck in Dallas, the only place they have lost on the road this year. The Packers-SeaGals tilt will be a good one too… as long as Hasseljackass isn’t makin some grand proclamations about scoring… with his brother’s wife. The Colts and Pats will have their hands full this tweakend, but hopefully they’ll both win so the real unoffical Super Bowl can take place a week later in Victor Kiam Stadium

and two qwik things before we go cry in a corner…

if you read only one book this year
written by Broncos kicker Jason Elam
about terrorism and football
peas make it it Monday Night Jihad

we hope the show becomes a success
cause it’ll only be a matter of thyme
before The Running Man
becomes a reality

although we’d settle
for a new version
Battle of the Network Stars
or even the Laff-a-Lympics

btw, we still want to bang gladiator Helllllgggga
but now we totally want to get hungry with Wolf
aka the multi-talented Don Yates

when it came to predicting this year’s NFL playoff teams we were about as hot and sloppy as some of the toilet dwellers on RateMyPoo.com (2 correct in the NFC and 4 in the more predictable AFC), but that won’t stop us from picking the winners now that the real show is about to begin. we last gave it a shot/really cared back in the early ‘006, as our beloved Skins were riding a 5 game winning streak on the weak arm of Mark Boo-nell. well, it’s 2 years later and thanks to some Todd Collins wet dreams, our belovededs have won 4 straight and are about to do the impossible…

YUM

who you gots?