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01. Mar, 2011 2 Comments
Ferrara Pan’s Cherry Clan boxes were kinda mostly f$%ked up racialist sh$t (but the candy was soooo delicious, and Cherryheads is such a lame name!!!)
wait, Cherry Clans were previously called Cherry Chans????  that doesn’t even make sense, and seems kinda less offensive???  and who cares if Charlie Chan was played whitewashedly by a Swede and another white dude after the Swede died, cause he’s the greatestest Asian-American detective EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
anywho, HOW THE FIJI DID THIS EGGGGGGGGGGGSIST????????
secret message is: CANDY CAN BE IS RACISIMS!!!!!
ROTS O’ RUCK TO THE CREATOR OF THIS CANDY FOR TRYING TO AVOID GOING TO HELL!!!!! Â HOPE YOU DIE(D) OF YELLOW FEVER AND MSG OVERDOSE!!!!
btw, Sesame Chicken Friday is not racistism, it is a celebration of Chinese-American ENDLESS AWESOMENESS!!
and sure, the Takeout font is raciallisticalism, BUT IT’S ALSO KIND OF USEFUL FOR DESIGN!!!!
moral of this non-story of racist candy boxes?
STOP THE HATE
EAT MORE SESAME CHICKEN, ESPECIALLY ON FRIDAYS
BRING BACK CHERRY CLANS BUT MAKE THEM SORTA LESS RACISITIST
BRING BACK ROTS O’ RUCK, BUT MAKE IT ABOUT ALAN RUCK!!!
ps – these are also UN-COOL…ies
+ less racist/more awesomes ye olde vintage CANDY BOXES!!!
+ wiki entry on Ching Chong!!
10. Feb, 2011 0 Comments
whats racists loves to eats theirs popcorns outs ofs…
eBay: 1974 Atlanta Braves Popcorn Box
The 10 most racist food products ever
25 Most Racist Advertisements and Commercials
+ in non-racist foodness: Utz Cheeseball Stadium!!!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
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there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
thighs wide is FIFTEEN years shut – TODAY!!!!! (somehow we skipped documenting fourteen, but fourteen is always an odd age) we’ve finally gotten our learner’s permit, and let me permit you to see some of the crap we crapped here over the past year of cheers and fears! (note – each picture below is clickable […]
