Thighs Wide Shut

Saved By The Belding

31. Oct, 2006 0 Comments

the Mr Yuk commerish

& em pee 3 [d]

this is probably worth as much as my baseball card collection!!!
$511 well spent
via Chloe’s Pa

thats her former royal thighness the I to you BIZATCH!!
[Pinky Loves Brain]

so why is the falcon blindfolded?

All Posts, Music

Borat, Lindsay Lohan

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I Want My Fap TV

21. Sep, 2006 0 Comments

Kate Moss and a pole
from The Stripes’ ‘I Don’t Know What To Do With Myself’ vid

Christina Amphlett’s cleavage line
from The Divinyls ‘I Touch Myself’ vid

Jen Ellison’s creamy thighs that I could build a kingdom on
from her ‘Bye Bye Boy’ vid

the stripper’s plastic boobage
from Prodigy’s ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ vid

Charlotte Church’s floppy jalopies’ a jiggilin
from her ‘Call My Name’ vid

the gaggles of nighties
from J Geils Band’s ‘Centerfold’ vid

the easy riderette
from Whitesnake’s ‘Here I Go Again’ vid

that bizatch getting wetty wetty in the bath
from George Michael’s ‘Freedom 90’

another bathtub baby
from the Cars’ ‘You Might Think’ vid

the ten zillion a$$es a shakin
from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s ‘Baby Got Back’ vid

Sara Lee
from Warrant’s ‘Cherry Pie’ vid

that super dirty heroined-out chick
from Michael Penn’s ‘No Myth’ vid

the teacher’s whose ass I would attend everyday
from Van Halen’s ‘Hot For Teacher’ vid

Mariah roller bladin in short denim
from her ‘Fantasy’ vid

Janie running away from the pain
from Aerosmith’s ‘Janie’s Got A Gun’ vid

Janet putting her hands betwixt her crotch & bendin fwd
from her ‘Love Will Never Do (Without You)’ vid

the whores & the shoestress who they turn into a whore
from ZZ Top’s ‘Legs’ vid

the girl who can’t get enuff sax
from Wreckx-N-Effect’s ‘Rump Shaker’ vid

the Twizzler lipped ho-bags
from Robert Palmer’s ‘Addicted to Love’ vid

the clouds, the topless bittie, and Chris Isaak’s hair
from his ‘Wicked Game’ video

the good girl who made it ok to go free ballin
from Tom Petty’s ‘Free Fallin’ vid

Stephanie Seymour, the world’s mos JOingiest bride
from GNR’s ‘November Rain’ vid

pigtails and private school threads
from Shitney’s ‘Baby One More Time’ vid

the poisonous ones
from Bell Biv DeVoe’s ‘Poison’ vid

Samantha Fox
from her ‘I Wanna Have Some Fun’ vid

the floor crawlin’ jailbait neighbor
from Billy Idol’s ‘Cradle of Love’ vid

pre-Lohag Lohan
from her ‘Rumors’ vid

the horny ones
from 2 Live Crew’s ‘Me So Horny’ vid

wet 8 year-old faux lesbians
from t.A.T.u’s ‘All The Things She Said’

& me personal flav

Madonna’s see-thru yammy yams
from her ‘Vogue’ vid

All Posts, Hotties

fap, Lindsay Lohan

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The Venice-Gina Film Festival

06. Sep, 2006 0 Comments

starring Lindsay Upskirt Sans Panties Firecrotch Taco Ring Her Tatum/Mike Bell Lohag/Lohan The I!!

[shaven heaven via the NSFW Father of Step]
she’s almost as classy as Shirley Bassey giving Freddie Blassie a glass bottom boat!

All Posts, NSFW

Lindsay Lohan

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Full Throttle RocketIn My Pocket

15. Aug, 2006 0 Comments

you know there’s something deeply wrong with our free society when Snakes On A Plane out buzzez the underbuzzedlessnessness of Chicks That Kick [sexy Holly Valance clip + pics]

verdict on Kornheiser‘s pre-season MNF debut: Zzzzzzzzz

verdict on Entourage‘s use of Lily Allen‘s ‘Knock Em Out’: (Pa-lea)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(e)!

verdict on Kevin Smith’s sub-thumbing for ailin Ebert: sirprizzzzzzzzingly not awful, although he did recommend a DVD featuring himself talking about how awful he is

verdict on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s interview con Mike Wallace: dude may be krazy, but dude has great taste in jackets

Samaire Armstrong turns to plan B, which should never be confused with Jennitt’s prod co or Di Kea’s poo fest

the Donald to Ivanka: ~~ride the Thighmaster’s~~ jock

mo Hof than a Hofnads family reunion at the HofbrÃ¤uhaus

Helvetica: THE MOVIE!! Hopefully this will open the door for Blippo‘s thumcredible life story that’s currently being shopped around Hollywurst

toss up on what’s more beerlarious: Perez Hilton’s mini-cat fight with Tara Reid or being clued in on where to buy his threads

spleaking of Police Squad, anyone else out dare remember the show that followed it’s re-airing on CBS in the summer of the ’91, Morton and Hayes, aka Rob Reiner’s valentine to B&W ye olde comedians, starring Kevin Pollak? If anyone finds a snap from the show, I’ll braid yer grundle hair for below market price

ABC’s Dancing With The Stars finally fingers out how to mcnabbs my attention: Mario Lopez, Joey Lawrence, Vivica A. Fox, Harry Hamlin, Willa Ford, Jerry Springer, Emmitt Smith AND Tucker Carlson, who’s scared of dancing, and neckties!!

I mean, c’mon, even Gigi Stone won’t eat herself [Brad Foreskin]

The Kennedy Girls [NSFW]

memo to Michael Scott: not only do black people love pizza, but so do Jews!

creeping of Jews, I’ve always dreamt of having my ketchup labeled ‘Blood of Christian Children‘ and NOW I have to dreamt no mo!!

~~How do Chinese parents name their children?~~

Where did fortune cookies come from and are they really Chinese?

obvscure movie sdtrks for d-lode [Wooly Wolcott]

frynally, someone found a use for Google maps [Marwanicured Hams]

The Mystery Man Behind The Magic Bullet

pictures you can’t take anymore

Tall, Slim, & Erect, and for once, I’m not talking about yer mum’s asparagus odor emitting penis

kid in a tumble dryer