Thighs Wide Shut

two similarly lookin socialites

Kirsten Dunst to us: Call Me Debbie Harry

Richard Branson, Carmen Electra and some slut devirginize Virgin’s SFO to LAS flight

Princess Bride and The Office, both to become video games? Some say inconceivable, I say that’s what she said!

relayted: Office Miis

the day I turned down Stanley Kubrick

the day Steve Martin almos had his eyes wided openeded

PC Mag’s 100 mos flavorite blogs… guess we were 101st then, eh?

hands or hair, take yer pick for Pinder boob cover-uppers

nothing, as in what’s covering Keeley’s NSFW bazoongas

a combo of covering-up and lettin em hang, but regardless, you shouldn’t be looking at Meredith Baxter’s NSFW boobies

The Girls of Entourage, as of 06/27/06 04:14 AM

ESPN Fantasy Fooball’s Undroppables. What, no love for Randy Moss ANDJoey Harrington?

gawd bless Spencer Tunick

the Wilhelm Scream [Time Werespanko]

Indiana Jones and some d-bag’s home theater

What’s the story on the curse of Macbeth?

branded mug shots

Lasier Martins tomando choque [Cruisespanko]

name all 50 states, NOW

A Tree in the Posture of Islamic Prayer

Чтобы не мешали [NSFW]

and…

[NSFW 通常表示画面に戻る via Don’t!]

If I could trade hands and a mouth with one person, it would have to be Nancy O’Dell’s baby girl‘szszzszzz

[mo snaps]

American Dreamzzzz cum true part II: the GZA performing Liquid Swords in tits entirety, finally, in my neck of the woods [Lover of Pâté]

the only good thang that became of Kubrick’s death: DVDs with actual extras!

photos from The Dark Knight set, which still includes a Gotham City that looks nothing like Gotham City [Pakula Shaker]

Disney & George Lucas in bed together again. No relation to Faptooine

HBO renews Conchords, and sadly Entourage. Hopefully this will mean more Mel and more of Anna Faris’ magically enhanced lips? Speaking of the ‘chords, how dumbcredible was ‘The Prince of Parties’ ditty from last night’s show?

Alex Trebek cusses, with mustache in tow!

Separated At Birth: Borat & young Amy Winehouse

pimps of sneakers

Rare Mark Rypien Zubaz Hat

Hurriace Howard Dean

& knock-offs worth beating off to:

Shockwave mp3
Tranformer/Player

1408
Holiday Inn Hell
(which shouldn’t be confused with
Billie Holiday Inn The Year 2000)
Trailer

When it comes to Stephen King and hotels, we’ve already seen the bestest, so everything else throbviously is and will be juss the restest. Sure, SK wasn’t a big fan of Kubrick’s take of his Shining, but I dare anyone else to admit that the TV version starring that dude from Wings and Rebecca DeMakesMeHorn-nay, which follows the book munch closer, is mother or lake superior to Kube’s! And don’t make me double dare you, cause I’ll force you to take the physical challenge like my name was Mark Summers! Hell, even the Simpsons’ take on the Overlook Hotel was better than that crud! Hotels aside, tis been ages since there was a decent flick adapted from a Stephen King anything… and by ages, I mean 2001, when Hearts In Atlantis was dropped on a world hungry for anything Anton Yelchin. Well, much to my sirprize and delight, 1408, which coulda also be titled John Cusack vs a Hotel Room, resets the ages mark to 2007. It’s a classic average Stephen King flick, in the same vein as Dolores Claiborne, The Dark Half, and Children of the Corn (that’s #CotC I, not III with Charlize Theron or IV with Naomi Watts). None of dem a3mentioned films are extremely spectacular, but would still be james worthy of a watch if it popped up on TBS one lonely night at home. You could wait a few years until this pops up on cable TV, but you should feel free to see 1408 in theaters if Evan Almighty isn’t eggzactly whetting yer fappetite

Not To Be Overlooked: wanna stay at the Overlook Hotel featured in Kube’s versh of The Shining? Well, you’d be aMAZEd to find out that mos of it was a set created at Elstree Studios in England. Howevs, the exterior is in fact that of the Timberline Lodge in Oregon and the interiors were recreated to match that of Yosemite’s Ahwanee Hotel in California. By the gay, the haunted room in The Shining book was 217, but for the flick, it was changed to the fictional 237, so not to scare any guests at the Timberline

Fanning Over The Next Dakota: while we eagerly await all future projects of Invasion wunderkind Ariel Gade, keep and eye and a thigh on the adorable child actress Jasmine Jessica Anthony, who could easily pass as another daughter of Ari Gold

Netflux: it’s not the greatest thang since a sliced can of Slice, but Cusack and Co’s motel thriller Identity [trailer] is kinda darn thrillin!

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers•

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Hollyoaks megababe Emma Rigby

wanna be cool like Shia LeBeef? Then stop gettin lost in yer own museum like Marcus Brody (RIP!!!) and get yer a$$ cast in Indy 4!

Blur to never reunite hit the studio this ROCKTOBER?

Mischa Barton To Star In t.A.T.u Movie. Then I guess her recent appetite for mushrooms was not research for a starring role in a new Super Mario Bros flick

Black Star and Tenacious D finally unite, as Jack Black and Mos Def get wrapped in tin foil

Rocky II, III, IV Decisions Overturned After Stallone Caught With Performance-Enhancing Drugs

the heat is on Windy City Heat, the mos uberbrills Bob Goldthwait related-joint mt EVERest and Kilimanjaro

Kubrick assistant Leon Vitali looks back on 30 years of his eyes not wide shutting

Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Generator [Pakula Shaker Hts]

Howard DJ’s Like A Mad C%nt

Optimash Prime [Kid Kadoji]

Питание в разных странах!!

Strawberry Say No To Drugs tee

Fire thing-a-majig actually works

and Alfonso Ribeiro’s Breakin’ & Poppin’…