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21. Apr, 2010 
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Hot Tub Time Machine
It Lame From The 80s
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We might be the last person on earth to see Hot Tub Time Machine, but also might be the first to call bullshit on it. Why? Two things: it’s about as 80s as Justin Bieber and about as hilarious as From Justin To Kelly (although that hovercraft scene was amazing!!!).  Wrong you say.  Hilarious you spray.  Poop, pee and jizz jokes?  Forgot how sharp they can be!  Waiting for a guy (Crispin Glover, wasted yet again) to lose his arm in clumsy situations that not even Harold Lloyd would bother with?  Zing!  Hey, look, it’s Chevy Chase not making sense!  Guess no one watches Community, where he does that every week, and munch better, and so are the show’s 80s references.  Well, what about Rob Corddry?  Oh no, he’s not annoying one bit!  And by bit, we mean annoying as SHIT.  Seriously folks, what’s the big deal here?  All premise, some promise, no permanence. You want a throw yerself back into the glory John Cusack days?  Watch Better Off Dead or even it’s younger brother One Crazy Summer, which are both more rad than this one lazy bummer
Zabka!!!!: Â only thing worth noting here is the ‘introduction’ (as it appears in the credits) of the leg sweeper William Zabka!!! Â peep this Retrocrush interview with the Academy Award nominee (yes, you read that correctly)
Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
HTTM is currently lukewarm at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
