A Wolf in Sheep’s Boring
27. Jan, 2012 
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The Grey
Crash Grab
Official Website |Â Trailers & Mo
R | 117 min
From the looks of the image above, Joe Carnahan‘s The Grey looks like a Liam Neeson kicks mad a$$ with broken gla$$ flick from frame one til frame done, but guess what?  THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN ONE OF THE VERY LAST FRAMES OF THE MOVIE AND THEN IT CUTS TO THE CREDITS BEFORE ANY ACTUAL KICK A$$ WITH GLA$$ HALF-FULL OF AWESOMNESS STUFF HAPPENS!!!!  So what leads up to this end shot?  Um, these ragtag dudes (Liam + Dallas Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Frank Grillo, etc) work in Alaska or something and are going home or something, but then their plane crashes or something, and the people who survive the crash try their very best to stay alive, and by doing so, they tell really boring stories and show pictures of their loved ones, but we’re sure their families don’t give one sh%t about them cause we don’t care about these people and we only had to spend a little under two hours with them.  And what about them GREY wolves?  Oh yeah, they’re all about wanting to eat these survivors and come in and out of the movie like every 15 minutes so we don’t fall asleep.  Guess what, not even the wolves eating the survivors can prevent the snoozes
moral of the story – forget you even saw that image above and instead juss rent a real life survival story, like the brilliant docurama -Â Stranded: I Have Come From A Plane That Crashed On The Mountains, aka the bestest movie we saw in 2008Â
Making Progress: before he hunted down wolves and eastern Europeans, Neeson made his acting debut in 1979’s Pilgrim’s Progress
Verdictgo: has no real reason for being, herspecially anything but boring, so Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
The Grey is shady at a theater near jews today
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
