Thighs Wide Shut

2007…

Peace The Fork Outtings go out to the Messiah of instant noodles, the guy who wasn’t Magnus Ver Magnusson, Aaron Neville’s 2nd love (next to that thing on his head), and the Sardi who hearted a good party

Corey Haim – Me, Myself, and I [Newbsy]

Beware of Jon Scheyer’s face [Gomby Gombs]

Friendster Find: the lil girl from Advent in Babysitting [Navi the Terrible Bowler]

wonder if the wondertwits are in on the joke?

Cowboy fans, some say the greatestist in the world

IMDb Bottom 100: #4, Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj… juss edgin out From Justin To Kelly

Become a Lord, Lady, Baron or Baroness, for only £29.99! [Hisconsin Badger]

czech out the handy work [AC Green]

someone watched 1,413 films in the ’06, and sadly tit wasn’t me [Guns N Rosenthal]

The 50 Greatest Commercials of the ’80s

The 40 Best Celebrity Rumors Ever

•fess parker up, which one of yaz was searchin for florence henderson third nipple?

and because I know you’ve been dying to peep out Danny Pintauro’s NSFW junk and super happy fun hole…

still bored? add the following shiz into the url bar above, click enter and let the phun never end [S-Pax]

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Mo images of Ms Beesley, other hotties, and a bit of ye ole nip slippery can be found on the Tastic

Lily Allen totally wants to munch on Mark Ronson’s choda

‘curvy’s when you’ve got a bit of weight all over, instead of having heavy tits‘. Girls, can’t we all juss get along share a bath?

Ricky G, MS-DOS shill

it’s about Time, but they need to get a Life cause they didn’t contact yers drooly, who’s almost cooler than LL Cool Bean

props to Sam Champion, Gay Morning America’s newest man of weather

NFL Network & Time Warner, stop sucking yer own caks and start sucking mine. If you don’t wanna do that, then forkin give each other some HJs and give me the damn NFL Network already!!!

see, it’s not so hard to be Jackson Pollock

see, you’d be hard too like Jackson Pollack if you got to bang Jennifer Connelly in yer own biopic, or if you happen to be watching her purrrrrfect ya–yas hang out in Mulholland Falls [NSFW]

Zeptember 12th can’t come soon enuff

cartoon skeletal systems

The Generator Blog

Opening Shots

Arcade At The Movies, snatchurally including Maximilian Largo’s casino filled with nuttin but Centipede

Who invented the cocktail umbrella & and why?

related: I was a designated driver at Guns n’ Rosenthal’s wedding last nite and had a Shirley Temple for the first time in maybe 15 years. Either they aren’t as good as I remember or the bartender can’t make em for shit. (btw, that’s the real reason I didn’t catch the Emmys, although I was able to braid yer mum’s p-hair when I returned to NYC at 2:30am EST)

YTMND: N$gga Stole Pee Wee’s Bike

and although these are not my hot wheels, I sure would pimp them if they were. Hell, I’d even eat shrimp on em!

[hat tip to to De Horny Toad for the snapple!]

Lucas on Indy 4: ‘We’re basically going to do ‘The Phantom Menace.‘ Hide the woman and children and droids!!!

take a leak on these Transformer leaked snaps!! [Pakula Shaker]

Lily Allen, meet North America

Netflix is one of the ten largest users of first-class mail in America. Find out how it all works, with this brief, but in-depth report from a Netflix warehouse located in my MD hometown [Stephen Hacking]

the thumbpossible has become possible? spanks to Laing Sack of Sh&t and his Hawaiian vacation, Mauna Loa’s Milk Chocolate Toffee Macadamias have temporarily replaced Dutch Stroopwafles as my exotic treat that can’t be beat! Will Terrell Owens’s Exotic Popcorn Getcha Popcorn Ready be the next champ of my chompers?

I wonder how the strip steak was at the inaugural World Strip Poker Championship. Maybe they can hold the event next year in the Gaza Strip. Exiting corny jokes…. NOW!

qwik Tribe Called Quest ‘What’ riff: What heights are wuthering without Charlotte Bronte? What is a Gremlins flick without Joe Dante?

America’s Best Colleges 2007. Bovine University, still unranked

unphotochop twosday: The Jack White House [Veeeeeg]

Goldenfiddle’s Daily Double Genius Species: A Man Should Look Out After His Family AND Tagged

the only people who don’t think that the name ‘Redskins’ isn’t racist? Redskins fans, and gawd bless em. But if a compromise had to be made, I says call em juss the Skins, as in red potato skins, and ditch the proud Injun on the helmet and replace it with the spear, or at least this picture of Shitney Spears from the Teen Choice Awards

peace the fork out Joe ‘Guns n’ Rosenthal, who may have taken the single mos iconic photo of balls thyme. And a belated p.t.f.o. to Esther L. Snyder, who co-founded In-N-Out Burger, and in turn, the stoopidest thing I’ve ever heard of: a secret menu

[AS220]

South of the Border Simpsons… AYE CARUMBA! [Monkey Boy]

Poll: Jews want to date Portman, Ali G

Poll: Jews have predictable taste, hate bacon, but secretly love it

I cunt bee leave Ahmadinejad gave You, Me, and Dupree such a glowing review!

Are cats tails an involuntary or voluntary movement?

don’t bother clickin, cause u can get the answer from yer mom who’s carpet I juss got dunn shaving: How Kissing Works [Mod Squad]

the least scariest game based on one of the more scarier movies: The Freddy Game

Are two heads better than getting head?

NYC, Lego stizz [Data Who Dat?]

Portraits of Current World Leaders

the largest s’more ever [Super Thighs Me]

Onion Booty [kinda NSFW]

Man Not Found, Dog

and if there were ever a time to pant over panties…

Q: What’s the breast mainstream JO matz since the Victoria Secret catalog surpassed the b&w goodness of JCPenney undergarment newspaper ads?

Winona gives a dummy a ride(r)

Lily Allen, like any good Brit should, visits the dentist

Ifans goes to Church?

the Playboy girls from Playboy’s The Girls Next Door pose for Playboy [NSFW]

The Office’s Guide to what is SFW and what is NSFW

how any Steeler fan should be laid to rest

Samuel L Jackson not only wants to be in every movie, he also wants to be on everyone’s phone

give Steve-O some tats

can u smell the foo-ball a comin’?
can u smell my farts on the internets?
i dunno, (dave) butz u better watch superskinstar
Joe ‘Theatervision’ Jacoby score his 1st NFL TD

Free Flick Alert: Bart ‘Mr Julianne Moore’ Freundlich’s Trust The Man or How To Eat Fried Worms

Make your own virtual concert ticket

Misheard Lyrics [Menyinc]

huh?

WindFire Cursor

the breast commercial none of us have ever seen, featuring that hot a$$ Eyes Wide Shut orgy music [fakey NSFW viz WTFOMGzz]

Punch-Out vs E.T.

and something I really want to bid on, but really shouldn’t:

a life size McDonald’s Dick Tracy cardboard poster, from the Crimestopper Game circa 1990, which quite arguably, could be the 2nd greatistest game they ever game out with (‘sides Monopoly). Hactually, I think that would make a great Thighs posting. So help me jogggg my memory and touch my mammaries and email me yer flavorite McDonald’s games of besteryear!

and why the fork not: Rumors On The Internets