17. Oct, 2007 
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here lies the first pseudo-trailer for Finding t.A.T.u., that movie where Falkor’s sister totally lezzies it up to the sweet sweet sounds of t.A.T.u., which may end up being the fifth greatestist thing that the Russians hath given us behind Tetris, dressing, nesting dolls & Yakov Smirnoff
07. Aug, 2007 0 Comments
I aint no Trekkie, but this might go down as one of the mos on-pointestist casting calls of balls thyme
Falkor’s Sister lesbian dancing on the set of the t.A.T.u. flick and a big fan of fruit-roll up dresses
The 2nd Ave Deli hated old people, and apparently still hates the idea of being open for bidness
who wouldn’t want to go Downes on Katie? [NSFW]
André Gower digs up sum mo Monster Squad deleted scenes that didn’t make it onto the recent DVD set
speaking on DVDs, why the hell was I not alerted about the Voyagers! box set? Don’t know what I’m talkin about? It’s a show like Quantum Leap, cept less lame and less Bakulariffic. Breast In Peace Jon-Erik Hexum!!
to hell with the Alamo, cause you should never forget when Bea Arthur & Star Wars joined forces for the first and last thyme
finestestest way to waste 13 minutes: Google Image search the TWS dot WHOREg
is it football season yet? for this Redskins fan, he never has to ask such a question [Roachclip]
If I could captain one boat, it would be De Pannenkoekenboot (for you idjiots who can’t finger it out tis a Pancake Boat!!) [Ad Mich]
it’s no Red Sauce on Pasta, but it’ll do
[Wrestle wit Jimmy, which is kinda NSFW]
and if for those still knot in the knows, The Flight of the Conchords are truly the kneessszz beeszzz. While Tenacious D are kinda funny, these Kiwis are kinda the fourth bestest comedic musical group mt EVERest, behind Weird Al, Spinal Tap and the unintentionally hilariousnessness of Rockapella. Anywho, in anticipation of a full album due out on Sub Pop in the ’08, a small lil 6 song EP was released today called The Distant Future. It includes studio versions of ‘Business Time‘, ‘If You’re Into It‘ & ‘Not Crying‘ + live rendishes of ‘The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room‘ & ‘Robots‘. A muss have for any Conchords fan (I hear Mel camped out for 8 months), cause even without the videos, the songs shine on their own when you juss focus on the music
03. Jul, 2007 0 Comments
hows cums none of yous told me about this mon-pubis-e-mental moment in gaming?
first pics of Falkor’s sister, aka Mushka Barfon, on the set of Lezzing Out To Faux Russian Lezzie Muzik + bonus vid
to DI for: David Brent & Gareth Keenan tackle
‘Free Love on the Freelove Highway’, LIVE!!!
MTV’s Julie Brown, not of the downtown variety, is still alive!
Pinder’s boobies on display again [NSFW]
Diora Baird’s next two flix are in the cans
Jodie Sweetin hearts pink tacos
Hayden Panettiere is Gonna Be Trouble
Bonnie Wright, still cloudin my brain, in all the wrong ways
Pre-shmear mag’s 25 Most Dangerous Movies
Why is there braille on drive-up teller machines?
Federal Reserve System comic books!
Man Accused Of Stripping Nude In Hair Salon
Konami’s secret bestest game with the word ‘poo’ in it? POOYAN!!
Tokyo Drift: You Can’t Do It In A Barbie Car [YTMNDawg]
and before we vincent chase our van goghs…
18. May, 2007 0 Comments
Our mos flavorite MBILF (mother to be that I’d like to f$%k) cannot be stopped and is probably the mos hottiest and only JOingest thang to ever grace Preggers Magazine
Yes Way to Kurt Vonnegut Way!
Falkor’s sister slips nip, again
Beastie Boys’ vid for new ditty ‘Off the Grid’ may signal that their new album will be off the meat AND coat rack!
The Glass House and The Farnsworth House, Windex’ wet dreams
The 10 Greatest Completely Insane Television Shows Of All Time
Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks
Ansel Adams and the (Brunette) Gyros Girl
and frynally, Ill Mitch, in episodic form!
30. Mar, 2007 0 Comments
Noah built an Ark to save his family and the world’s dopest animals from the oncoming Great Flood. So I got to wondering who Joakim Noah would build an ark for
Carter coached
Rick Gonzalez
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no Yankee hunter, but any kind o’
catfish
the out of sync stylings of
Milli Vanilli
(including the bones of Rob Pilatus)
conclusion jumper
Richard Riehle
man of a thousand OOGly faces
Michael Jackson
Bros Mario geist
Boo
finkers
Mischa & Falkor Barton
stinkers
Eagle Eye & Neneh Cherry
hairy half-caf mulatto duo
Kravitz-Bonet
plague-infested enemy of
Gibson Rickenbacker from Cyborg
rocky roader
Sloth
the always eating tunafish lips of
Kyra Sedgwick
poorman’s Chewbacca
Ookla The Mok
not so young cannibal
Roland Gift
terror dogs
Vinz Clortho & Zuul
the manly men of
Encino
world’s mos ugly and deceased dog
&
how could one leave out
the patriarch of all this poopedness
Yannick
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
thighs wide is FIFTEEN years shut – TODAY!!!!! (somehow we skipped documenting fourteen, but fourteen is always an odd age) we’ve finally gotten our learner’s permit, and let me permit you to see some of the crap we crapped here over the past year of cheers and fears! (note – each picture below is clickable […]
