Lebowski Fest LA gathers the creme de la crap this year in terms of special guest stars, including, but not limited to Marty the Landlord, the dude who owns the Corvette and the real little Larry (pic above)!?
Remember Thighs Wide Year 1? We hadn’t the slightest idea as to what the fridge we were frazzen. Year 2 wasn’t much different, cept our penis outgrew our ego by something like 20 inches. And so here we here, Year 3. A lot has changed. We’ve gottsen lazyierer. You blame YouTube. I blame Valerie Plame. But lettuce not play the Plame game. Lettuce ketchup on all the poop that’s worth re-pooping!!!
Thighs Wide Herstory
March 8 – Tony! Toni! Toné!, we did it again! Another year, another recap, another hit with people googling for weird shit
May 5 – Peabs returns from his self-imposed exile to give us his indepth take on his Coachella trip, which includes some ye olde fisting of Cesar Chavez with a buckle full of table grapes and a head full of bad memories. Obvs.
Mistress America Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Wigging Out (Not In A Good way) Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 84 min and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. The Mod Squandered Official Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 116 min Noah Baumbach and Guy Ritchie have nothing in common, cept they both direct films, and both were born in September (one yearish a part). […]
Straight Outta Compton Fear of A Black Hatted Planet Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 147 min Dude, F. Gary Gray (the guy who directed Friday) nailed it. He took the story of N.W.A. and gave it big screen attitude, AND IT WAS SO BANGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And why did it work? Cause I believed O’Shea Jackson Jr was Ice Cube (and […]
Rosenwald Official Website Unrated | 100 min Did you know that a Jewish guy basically give African-Americans a leg up in America, in a time when everyone wanted to chop off their legs? It’s true! This Jewish guy made Sears & Roebuck zillions of dollars, and himself lots of money, and then he gave some […]
Vacation Rustyed Roots Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 99 min When you see 2015’s Vacation you automatically don’t expect it to eclipse or come even close to what 1983’s National Lampoon’s Vacation is or was. Then again, when you see a comedy in 2015, or pretty much any time you saw a comedy this century, […]
Amy You Know She’s No Good, Cause She Was DAMN FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 128 min Asif Kapadia‘s hard to digest/MUSSS digest documentary Amy has everything you’d want to know and everything you don’t want to know about how Ms Winehouse got big, then got too big for her own britches, then […]
Peace The Forks Out to The Other Dick Van & Jerry’s Wife/Ben’s Mom/Anne Meara & THE John Steed + his mind was beautiful Manson Family divorcer little James Horner oh no Yes Fred Flinstone’s boss + other Hanna Barberians plastic pink flamingo dude last original NBA employee Ornette Coleman Mother Theresa II the […]
11 years in the bag thanks for caring and if you didn’t, here’s what happened in TWS year 11… – on the set & behind the scenes with Vivian Kubrick Goonies Never Stay Dead never 5get – those McSleep hotels that never were!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!! THEY SAY THAT LIGHTNING DOESN’TSTRIKE TWICE, BUT DON’T TELL […]
we somehow cobbled together the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2014 and now, for the only awards that matter… hELlEVENth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ The Trash Humpers Biggest Piece of Humpy Trash Film of the Year!!!!! (aka – somehow a movie with a naked ScarJo ScarBLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Under The Skin dishonrable […]
The Flowqueens of ‘14.5 1) Jodorowsky’s Dune The greatest doc ever made about the greatest film never made, EVER!! So many ‘what if?‘s AND ‘what the f#$k??!!!‘s to shake your head at – 2) Whiplash Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – 2.5) The Trip to Italy Lightening strikes twice as Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon take their thick shtick to Italy. Hilarity ensues […]
you know the drill – 2014 was so 1014, and 2015 is so gonna be as awesome as 2112 will be. Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause the lord commands it… OUT IN The Ice Bucket Challenge – The Lice Bucket Challenge – Meghan Trainor – Tranny Meagan – LARP – […]
being married kept me away from the movie theatre/theater, and more at home, glued to the good ole boob tube, and that was way OK, cause TV was pretty fraking good in 2014… 1. Married at First Sight (FYI) A reality show that made us believe in love AND reality TV again, and it all felt so real. […]