Lebowski Fest LA gathers the creme de la crap this year in terms of special guest stars, including, but not limited to Marty the Landlord, the dude who owns the Corvette and the real little Larry (pic above)!?
Remember Thighs Wide Year 1? We hadn’t the slightest idea as to what the fridge we were frazzen. Year 2 wasn’t much different, cept our penis outgrew our ego by something like 20 inches. And so here we here, Year 3. A lot has changed. We’ve gottsen lazyierer. You blame YouTube. I blame Valerie Plame. But lettuce not play the Plame game. Lettuce ketchup on all the poop that’s worth re-pooping!!!
Thighs Wide Herstory
March 8 – Tony! Toni! Toné!, we did it again! Another year, another recap, another hit with people googling for weird shit
May 5 – Peabs returns from his self-imposed exile to give us his indepth take on his Coachella trip, which includes some ye olde fisting of Cesar Chavez with a buckle full of table grapes and a head full of bad memories. Obvs.
Me and Earl and The Dying Girl Me Hurl and The Dying For This Movie To End Official Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 104 min I don’t even know exactly how to sum up how much I didn’t like (and basically HATTTTTTTTTTTTTED) this movie, and I really don’t have to bother since David Edelstein somehow […]
Tomorrowland Tomorrow Comes Today Official Website | Trailers & Mo PG | 130 min This new Disney movie be like… + + + + 70s sci-fi art + + FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR!!!!!!!!! + + Star Wars merchandising + + that girl from Under Duh Dome, showing all of her emotions + that ole cocky, annoying […]
Ex Machina Ro-bust! Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 108 min Ever wanted to see a less big A.I.? You can in Alex Garland‘s Ex Machina, which is quiet and creepy and sexy and scary, and welll designed, and stuff! It’s got dweeby Domhnall Gleeson trying to disguise his Irish accent with a horrible American accent, […]
Pitch Perfect 2 Not Awful! Official Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 115 min I don’t think I sat all the way thru Pitch Perfect 1 (I was probably laying/lying, not sitting). The wife said, lets watch it on TV, and she watched it, while I played on my phone and mocked it while 1/2 […]
Mad Max: Fury Road Beyond BeliefAwesomeDome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 120 min woah George Miller, WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made 3 Mad Max movies that kicked ass 19ever ago, then went soft with pigs and penguins, but then you were like, fcuk it, I’m going back to the well, and I’m going to kick […]
Peace The Forks Out to The Other Dick Van & Jerry’s Wife/Ben’s Mom/Anne Meara & THE John Steed + his mind was beautiful Manson Family divorcer little James Horner oh no Yes Fred Flinstone’s boss + other Hanna Barberians plastic pink flamingo dude last original NBA employee Ornette Coleman Mother Theresa II the […]
Mireille Darc and her a$$ crack as Christine in 1972’s The Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe & Lori Singer and her a$$ crack as Maddy in the remake, 1985’s The Man with One Red Shoe & their men react… Pierre Richard is speechless and so is Tom Hanks crack is NOT wack!!! COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE!!!!!!
11 years in the bag thanks for caring and if you didn’t, here’s what happened in TWS year 11… – on the set & behind the scenes with Vivian Kubrick Goonies Never Stay Dead never 5get – those McSleep hotels that never were!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!! THEY SAY THAT LIGHTNING DOESN’TSTRIKE TWICE, BUT DON’T TELL […]
we somehow cobbled together the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2014 and now, for the only awards that matter… hELlEVENth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ The Trash Humpers Biggest Piece of Humpy Trash Film of the Year!!!!! (aka – somehow a movie with a naked ScarJo ScarBLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Under The Skin dishonrable […]
The Flowqueens of ‘14.5 1) Jodorowsky’s Dune The greatest doc ever made about the greatest film never made, EVER!! So many ‘what if?‘s AND ‘what the f#$k??!!!‘s to shake your head at – 2) Whiplash Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – 2.5) The Trip to Italy Lightening strikes twice as Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon take their thick shtick to Italy. Hilarity ensues […]
you know the drill – 2014 was so 1014, and 2015 is so gonna be as awesome as 2112 will be. Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause the lord commands it… OUT IN The Ice Bucket Challenge – The Lice Bucket Challenge – Meghan Trainor – Tranny Meagan – LARP – […]
being married kept me away from the movie theatre/theater, and more at home, glued to the good ole boob tube, and that was way OK, cause TV was pretty fraking good in 2014… 1. Married at First Sight (FYI) A reality show that made us believe in love AND reality TV again, and it all felt so real. […]