Lebowski Fest LA gathers the creme de la crap this year in terms of special guest stars, including, but not limited to Marty the Landlord, the dude who owns the Corvette and the real little Larry (pic above)!?
Remember Thighs Wide Year 1? We hadn’t the slightest idea as to what the fridge we were frazzen. Year 2 wasn’t much different, cept our penis outgrew our ego by something like 20 inches. And so here we here, Year 3. A lot has changed. We’ve gottsen lazyierer. You blame YouTube. I blame Valerie Plame. But lettuce not play the Plame game. Lettuce ketchup on all the poop that’s worth re-pooping!!!
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March 8 – Tony! Toni! Toné!, we did it again! Another year, another recap, another hit with people googling for weird shit
May 5 – Peabs returns from his self-imposed exile to give us his indepth take on his Coachella trip, which includes some ye olde fisting of Cesar Chavez with a buckle full of table grapes and a head full of bad memories. Obvs.
Maps To The Stars A Fine Line Between Glove & Hate Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 112 min If you ever wanted to see what a David Cronenberg Mulholland Drive would look like, you gots it in his Maps To The Stars, a tale of nasty Hollywood players and their hidden secrets and desires spilling […]
Whiplash Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 107 min Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like Black Swan, and juss as awesome. Birdman was like Black Swan, but was not awesome. Whiplash got hosed at the Oscars. Probably should have won best picture (since Jodorowsky’s Dune wasn’t even nominated). Hell, Miles Teller was juss AS amazing as J. […]
Fifty Shades of Grey Fifty Shades of Meh Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 125 min I have zero clue if EL James‘ book Fifty Shades of Grey is any good, but I know the movie based on her book isn’t very good. Sure, the movie has endless amounts of Dakota Johnson‘s butt and boobs and […]
Kingsman: The Secret Service Posh Spicy Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 128 min My litmus test of dumb-fun movies goes like this – is the movie in question as dumb and as fun as the amazingly dumb-fun Charlie’s Angels 2: Full Throttle is/was? Last up for the test – Lucy, which passed with flying colors, […]
Selma (Mostly) Down With The King Official Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 127 min How has there never been a full length feature film made about Martin Luther King Jr, before Ava DuVernay‘s Selma marched onto the scene???? HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW???? I know Spike Lee wanted to make one, and I’m sure Spielberg did too, and anyone else who […]
the year was 1984, and Tom Hanks wasn’t the Tom Hanks yet, he was 80s Tom Hanks, and he starred in a silly sassy movies like Bachelor Party Not exactly sure when or how I first saw Bachelor Party, but I’m assuming it was on HBO (endlessly), and I saw it at home at age 7 or […]
Margot Kidder is SuperFLY!!!!!!!! and kinda Ursa-lish here! + the coolest group photo EVER!!!! (maybe/probably) Griffin O’Neal, Ray Parker Jr, Tatum O’Neal, Randy Jackson, Magic Johnson, Dan Aykroyd, Michael Jackson and Margot Kidder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judy Landers and Lisa Hartman attend the taping of the television special ‘The Stars Salute the U.S. Olympic Team‘ to help raise funds for the U.S. Olympic Committee and the U.S. Olympic Team on January 29, 1984 at Pasadena Civic Auditorium in Pasadena, California. photos by Ron Galella
11 years in the bag thanks for caring and if you didn’t, here’s what happened in TWS year 11… – on the set & behind the scenes with Vivian Kubrick Goonies Never Stay Dead never 5get – those McSleep hotels that never were!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!! THEY SAY THAT LIGHTNING DOESN’TSTRIKE TWICE, BUT DON’T TELL […]
we somehow cobbled together the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2014 and now, for the only awards that matter… hELlEVENth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ The Trash Humpers Biggest Piece of Humpy Trash Film of the Year!!!!! (aka – somehow a movie with a naked ScarJo ScarBLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Under The Skin dishonrable […]
The Flowqueens of ‘14.5 1) Jodorowsky’s Dune The greatest doc ever made about the greatest film never made, EVER!! So many ‘what if?‘s AND ‘what the f#$k??!!!‘s to shake your head at – 2) Whiplash Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – 2.5) The Trip to Italy Lightening strikes twice as Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon take their thick shtick to Italy. Hilarity ensues […]
you know the drill – 2014 was so 1014, and 2015 is so gonna be as awesome as 2112 will be. Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause the lord commands it… OUT IN The Ice Bucket Challenge – The Lice Bucket Challenge – Meghan Trainor – Tranny Meagan – LARP – […]
being married kept me away from the movie theatre/theater, and more at home, glued to the good ole boob tube, and that was way OK, cause TV was pretty fraking good in 2014… 1. Married at First Sight (FYI) A reality show that made us believe in love AND reality TV again, and it all felt so real. […]