Meat Beat Off Manifesto

Mischa Barton gettin raw

we miss you Misch, and you still remain the hottiest luckdragon mt EVERest

oh, and PETA, stop having a cow, or maybe that should read, start having a cow

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Apocalypse Soon

Take Shelter
Cloudy With A Chance of Boring
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 120 min

If Michael Shannon is in yer movie, he’s probably playing some crazed person, with a good heart that’s probably misguided. If Jessica Chastain is in yer movie, it means it’s a movie from 2011, cause she is like in one out of every five of them. IT’S TRUE!!! So what happens when the two are in a movie together?  They play parents to a deaf girl (Tova Stewart), and have troubles juss like any other working class Ohioans do… CEPT THEY HAVE MORE PROBLEMS, LIKE A DEAF CHILD, AND MOREEE!!!! Cause Michael Shannon is a crazed person, with a good heart that’s probably misguided… OR IS IT????  DUNNO!!!??!?!

In Jeff Nichols‘ well-crafted, but udderly dull Take Shelter, Shannon is seeing cloudy and birdy signs of the apocalypse, in dreams and in reality(????), and so he must do what he feels is right – expand his existing storm shelter into a mega one!!! So the movie is basically Michael Shannon looking up at the sky, having bad dreams, and working on this shelter, rinse, repeat, snores, we get it, we don’t, OK, so it had a nice lil ending, but did it have to take 2 hours to get there?  It didn’t.  Don’t gimme Shelter!

He & He: Shelter marks the 5 screen pairing of Michael Shannon and Shea Whigham.  wonder if casting agents get a package discount

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Shelter doesn’t hold it together currently in limited release

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Striped Socks It To Me

womens of the world, you will get laid every 10 seconds if you wear super long and super sexy striped socks.  IT’S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tops of The Topps

Perlorian Cats Stickers!!!!

This 56 card set features cats in human clothing performing human activities. The whole set is stickers except for one title card. The stickers are of two types: one is rectangular color pictures with rounded edges of which there are 42 and the second type is smaller color photos set on solid color, irregular shaped backgrounds of which there are 13. The backs of the cards are puzzle pieces that combine to form one of 4 different pictures. Size: 2.5 × 3.5 inches [wiki]

see also The Worst Trading Cards Ever Created: Part 2!, although these are the besssssttttt!!!!

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