keeping an eye and a thigh on

Kyra Santoro

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU-vP5XgeDA

yes please

Goldie Hawn is special, and in 1978, she had her second ever TV special [watch]

and apparently the Harlem Globetrotters were on the special and she balled with them, while they sang a song called ‘Short People’ to her

madness

march on

10 Cloverfield Lane
Archie Bunkered
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 103 min

I’ve always looked at Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Brie Larson as hip modern hottie awesome acting equals.  They’ve shared credits in two movies – the too cool for its own good Scott Pilgrim vs. the World + the not another teeny movie The Spectacular Now, and they share my love and attention

Brie hit the jackpot with Room, but methinks Mary Elizabeth Winstead could have pulled off the role too.  And how do I know this?  Winstead got a Room of her own – in 10 Clovefield Lane – a not so-sequel sequel to the kinda meh 2008 movie without a # or street type.  But in Cloverfield Lane, ME Winstead isn’t stuck in a room with her kid (so there’s not much to sniffle about here) – she’s a girl stuck in a bunker with a crackpot John Goodman and a bearded John Gallagher Jr (who played Brie’s boyfriend in the great Short Term 12), and it’s weird and strange and mysterious and it keeps you guessing and stuff, all in a good AND uneasy way

Cloverfield Lane aint no Room, cause it’s Room meets The Martian meets 28 Days Later.  Explaining why it’s all those meetings would give things away, and I don’t want to give away any of the fun of this fun movie, that’s not really fun, but it is, but it isn’t

Sure, Winstead won’t be getting any Oscar noms for her peformance in Cloverfield, but she’s juss as good as Larson is in her Room.  Life isn’t fair, Oscars are certainly not fair, but if there were an awards for bestest eyes, Winstead would beat out Larson easily and breezily.  The eyes have it, and Winstead’s have me, for always and 5ever

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Creepers

Cloverfield bunkers down at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

methinks me could be persuaded to watch Dancing With The Czars this season

biggest reveal of this whole Richard Simmons is being held against his will mystery…

RICHARD SIMMONS (may have) PLAYED A FAT GUY IN FELLINI’S SATYRICON!!!!!!!!!

btw – Fellini’s Satyricon is a horrible horrible horrible horrible movie.  it is in fact the 2nd Fellini movie I have ever seen AND have walked out of.  the first was 8 1/2, which apparently is an amazing film, but it’s not, and thus, I’ve never bothered to watch a Fellini film ever again – not a 1/2, a 1/4 or even zero.  BLOW ME FELLINI!!!

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we miss you Richard and hope you are well