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Peace of Matzah

06. Apr, 2008 0 Comments

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John Charles Carter
aka
Charlton
‘Moses
Judah Ben-Hur
Taylor
El Cid
Mike Vargas
Robert Neville
Detective Robert Thorn’
Heston

1923 – 2008


He finally did it. Probably had something to do with dropping 5 of those 15 commandments, but we forgive. Why? He is Moses and Moses is best so He is best, so get your stinking paws off of his guns you damn dirty democrats! but lettuce not remember El Man for all that NRA nonesense late in his life, cause Charlton Heston IS PEOPLE! and his teeth were the king of kings, even more kinger than Steve Harvey’s. Oh my God, whatta a mad house! to sum up, Heston = BESTin

we have written, so let it be done

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breakdancer Frosty Freeze
Mr ICM
Austrian artist Mikl
manager of Barbara Cook (who?)
Stalin’s oil dude
Kraftwerk drummer
inventor of the (British) package holiday
Israeli Film Academy’s 2003 Lifetime Achievement Award winner
the mayor of Morgan Creek
Mr. Wildcat
UNLV’s first prez
head of Editor & Publisher
a British ad man
& Elvis’ second place standing

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Peace of Toast

01. Apr, 2008 0 Comments

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David Paul
‘I Invented The Egg McMuffin
& Thus Made It OK For Fat People To Eat
Shitty Microwaved Sangwiches at 9am’
Peterson

1919 – 2008

Dith
‘My Least Favorite Kind of Field Is A Killing One’
Pran

1942 – 2008

Julius
‘Blacklisted Noir Director Cool Guy’
Dassin

1911 – 2008

Richard
‘Pushed A Wheelchaired Woman
Down A Flight of Stairs
& Got An Oscar Nom Cause of It’
Widmark

1914 – 2008
Kojak’s daddy
yet another Doolittler
architect Ralph Rapson
Bartles and Jaymes (m)ad man
Spain’s bestest screenwriter
Hope Diamond acquirer
Golden Boy boxer
Homer and Virgil’s translating homeboy
Eddie Levert’s son
a guy who was in Krull
Corinne Bailey Rae’s hubby
Outkast’s road manager and wrestler
Stroker Ace’s hole
a contemporary of Damien Hirst
not the Kevin Spacey David Gale
some bloke who dressed up like a chick
Puzzles the giraffe
that poor French woman with the crazy face
& any chance of the fab Chris Webber calling for a timeout he doesn’t have (again)

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Fried > Died

24. Mar, 2008 0 Comments

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Alvin C.
‘I Created
The Single
Greatest
Fried Chicken Joint
Mt EVERest’
Copeland

1944 – 2008
Popeyes > Bojangles, cept for their biscuit sang-wiches

Sandler agrees [YTMND]

and so do the Koreans

David Paul
‘A Man For All Seasons’
Scofield

1922 – 2008
Neil
‘The Fifth Beatle’
Aspinall

1941 – 2008
Hogan POW Kinchloe
he inventor of the mambo
ABBA’s drummer
Playboy Gary Hart
Vietnam Inc.er
Low who went high
11 year old pilot
Captain Birds Eye
Marathon Man producer
Doolittler
assoc Prod-er of Easy Rider
Belgian writer
The Fabulous Baker sound guy
the Baron of sports journalism in Canada
Tintin helper
the next Tom Clancy
& any bracket with G-Town winning it all

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Remington Steelers

20. Mar, 2008 0 Comments

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See You In HAL

19. Mar, 2008 0 Comments

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Sir Arthur
Charles Clarke

1917 – 2008


best
science
fiction
writer
mt EVERest
AND kilimanjaro!!

four muss reads:


but if you only have time for one
make it 2001
cause it explains everything the movie doesn’t
and oddly enuff
was released after the movie

– 90th Birthday Reflections
– snaps of him driving and lounging at the beach
– ye olde ghetto covers of his books
– Clarke and friend
– Mel Brooks won his only Oscar, Best Original Screenplay for The Producers, at the 1969 Academy Awards, over Clarke & Kubrick for 2001
– napkin wisdom
– Giant VHS Tape as 2001 Space Odyssey’s Monolith

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