02. Nov, 2008 
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and who doesn’t love this German VHS box of the movie
featuring Prof Plum & Yvette’s bazongies!
juss like everyone else, the Germans love boobs!
pee es – wearing a monocle is a bitch!
31. Oct, 2008 0 Comments
no movie reviews today kiddies, so we guess you’ll have to brave Kevin Smith’s latest poopfest Zach & Miri Make A Playlist on yer own. insteady, here’s some last minute costumes ideas for Halloween, dunns up in our special photochop sauce…
Halloween on The Office > Halloween on The Simpsons
15. Oct, 2008 0 Comments
spanks to John McCain’s fear and loathing of ear marked pork barreled homeland terrorists (what, no love hate for $3 mil overhead projectors any mo?), money makin/tax hatin Joe The Plumber has juss been inducted into the Pipe Cleaners Hall of Drains. he joins an eggsclusive group of wrench monkeys such as…
Mike Delfino
Ozzy Osbourne
Lee Marvin
Joe Cocker
Lon Chaney Jr. 
G. Gordon Liddy
Amanda Plummer
&
Christopher Plummer
additional yelp from Midnight Plumbers
& much respek to Professor Plum
who’s a few letters short of being included
07. Oct, 2008 0 Comments
McCain totally hates $3 million overhead projectors, planetariums, Chicago, and probably Barack Obama
screw both of these guys
and vote for Bob Dole
who’s supports abortions for some
and miniature American flags for others!
OK, enuff politics
and mo overhead projector fun!
29. Sep, 2008 0 Comments
Paul Leonard
‘We All Know That
I Was An Amazing Actor
But The Most Important Thing
I Ever Gave The World
Was Slapping My Good Name
On The Box Of
The Finest Arnold Palmer
Knock-Off Drink Ever:
Newman‘s Own
Virgin Lemon-Aided Ice Tea’
1925 – 2008
William A. Shea
‘The Queens Dump Hole Where You Can Hear Planes While Watching Awful Mets Baseball’
Municipal Stadium
1964 – 2008
Junior
‘They Said
D-D-Don’t Stop the Beat,
Yet They’re Stopping The Beat’
Senior
1998 – 2008
Total Request
‘Home of Jewel’s
NSFW Photo Booth Fun‘
Live
1998 – 2008
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
