Thigh Mizzle’s
Top Hill-even
Art-ease-its
of Balls Thyme
& why
and my flavorite piece by em
1) Vincent van Gogh
Why?
Cause everytime I van gogh to his museum (6+ times and counting), I pay for the audio tour juss to hear some Dutch woman who sounds like Willard’s mum say these three simple words: ‘The Potato Eaters’. Bonus for being portrayed by Kirk Douglas AND Tim Roth
Which Piece?
The Sower, 1888
Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam
2) Edward Hopper
Why?
Cause his paintings make me feel more lonely than Roy Orbison’s ‘Only The Lonely’, and Todd Haynes and countless others totally jacked his stizz for many a beautiful flicks
Which Piece?
Soir Bleu, 1914
Whitney Museum of American Art, New York
3) Salvador Dali
Why?
Cause he collaborated with two of the 20th Century’s entertainment go-liaths, Disney & Hitchcock… although these dynamic duets didn’t turn out the way they should’ve
Which Piece?
Lincoln In Dalivision, 1977
Minami Art Museum, Tokyo
4) Georges Seurat
Why?
Cause Alan Ruck gets the POINTillism, even if he isn’t the true sausage king of Chicago!
Which Piece?
A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte, 1884-86
The Art Institute of Chicago
5) Giuseppe Arcimboldo
Why?
Cause he made it safe to play with your food, but not with yer balls
Which Piece?
The Vegetable Gardener, circa 1590
Museo Civico Ala Ponzone, Cremona, Italy
6) Caravaggio
Why?
Cause Tarsem hit gold with his C’vaggio laced vid for REM’s ‘Losing My Religion’ and hit the level of Judy Gold (read: BOO) with The Cell starring J-Ho
Which Piece?
The Incredulity of Saint Thomas, 1601-02
Neues Palais, Potsdam
7) René Magritte
Why?
Cause only he and a nakkid Rene Russo could turn The Thomas Crown Affair into a watchable non-Bond Pierce Brosnan feature! Plus, this is not a pipe, cause it’s a painting of a pipe!!!
Which Piece?
L’Empire des Lumieres, 1954
Peggy Guggenheim Collection, Venice
8) MC Escher
Why?
Cause the world’s first white rapper gets no respect on the East or the West coast, and I’ve NEVER seen one of his works hang in a proper museum, juss numerous college dorm walls
Which Piece?
Waterfall, 1961
National Gallery of Canada
9) Gustav Klimt
Why?
Cause his last name sounds like an Austrian word for vagina and he often shows vagina or BOOBS or BOTH in his work. And it’s not often I throw around the word ‘ornate’, but his shiz is as the hoodlums say, ‘nate, yo!
Which Piece?
Der Beethovenfries, 1901-02
Secession, Vienna
10) Edvard Munch
Why?
Cause he loves to munch on box and his bumblin’ countrymen apparently guard their national treasures with guns made out of balsam wood
Which Piece?
Anxiety, 1894
Munch-museet, Oslo
11) Hieronymus Bosch
Why?
Cause along with his partner Lomb, they cared more about eyes than Ree-Yees and V Eye Whoreshoutski combined! And I bet he was like the Puck of his day, and stuff
Which Piece?
Hell part of The Garden of Earthly Delight triptych, circa 1504
Museo del Prado, Madrid
Han-Solorable mentions: Leonardo da Vinci, Rembrandt van Rijn, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Thomas Hart Benton, Andy Warhol, Fernand Léger, Henri Rousseau, Grant Wood, Roy Lichtenstein, Keith Harring, Jan Vermeer, Paul Signac, Damien Hirst, BOB ROSS(!) and MANY MORE whom I forgots to include
Wurstest
1) Mark Rothko
2) Lucio Fontana
3) both 1 & 2
THIS JUSS IN!!!
– DREAM CUM TRUE: TK Stack Money a go for MNF
– DESTINY CUM TRUE: Maryland offically becomes Garyland
– DRAZZLE CUMMING ON MY LEG: Everytime I look at Meg White and her ‘disco boobs’
12. Apr, 2006 
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