Thighs Wide Shut

Good News Mares!
– KIM BAUER/CUTHBEST TO RETURN TO 24!!

Bad News Bears!
– The end of the 2nd AVE FRIGGIN DELI????
Good News Mares!
– The beginning of the 2nd Ave Deli on 8th Ave???

Bad News Bears!
– Silky smoothe Lou Rawls outted his fork peace
Good News Mares!
– We will continue to use his name on this dot org as something that rhymes with ‘y’alls‘

Bad News Bears!
– Andy Rooney portrayer found dead
Good News Mares!
– The REAL Andy Rooney will NEVER DIE!!! …and isn’t afraid to post angry letters that take shots at his scraggly eyebrows

Good News Mares!
– Jon Stewart and NOT Shitty Crystal is hosting the Oscars!!!
Bad News Bears!
– Mediocre movies will win gold, like Walk The Line

Good News Mares!
– Hustle & Flow 2???
Bad News Bears!
– Starring Mischa Barton?????

Good News Mares!
– da Da Vinci Code is FRYNALLY paperback bound
Bad News Bears!
– the ending STILL BLOWS, almost as much as Tom Hanks’ hairpiece!!

Good News Mares!
– The SS Sex Boat will be burned as the Vikings go ashore next season

Good News Mares!
– HRT the V will never pull a Kate Moss
Bad News Bears!
– Or HAVE BOOBS!!

Good News Mares!
– Sam Mendes admits he’s a hack!
Bad News Bears!
– I still can’t get back the 5 hours I spent watching Boohead and Road To Snoozeriation

Good News Mares!
– Noel Gallagher Takes Back Blur ‘AIDS’ Comment
Bad News Bears!
– AT&T may get chlamydia for using Oasis’ ‘All Around The World’ in their new ad campaign

Good News Mares!
– HAL-9000 & R2-D2 will be inducted into the Robot Hall of Fame
Bad News Bears!
– R.O.B. and D.A.R.Y.L. will have to wait another year

Good News Mares!
– Besides ‘Other’, Pam Mueller is everyone’s mos flavorite Jeopardy! Ultimate Tournament of Champions participant
Bad News Bears!
– She has yet to become mother of my children, and since we are the #2 search result for her name that probably guarantees she’s been to this site and aint too interested in becoming the mother of my children

Good News Mares!
– More Ali G NBA promos!
Bad News Bears!
– The NBA still eggsists!!!

Good News Mares!
– The Giants fans now know what it feels like to get James Thrashed/witness back alley abortions at G-Men Stadium
Bad News Bears!
– We’ll have to wait til Augusto for some mo of that highly special/thighly entertaining Jeremy Shockey STOOPIDITY

Good News Mares!
– Dan Snyder and his endless deep Jew pockets
Bad News Bears!
Bad News FOR THE Bears! (and everyone else’s eyes)
– A rematch of week one’s borefest

Sadly, there won’t be many sirprizes during this year’s pay-offs… considering the the Bengals are still the Bungles, Da Bears [YTMND] have no O or Shuffle [video] or DITKA [YTMND] or his Grabowski [Grabowski], and cause the real Super Bowl is also known as the AFC Championship: Pats vs Colts!!!

pee es – GAWD BLESS DANIEL SNYDER’S DEEP JEWISH POCKETS!!!

+ honored to be one of Skeeter’s ‘top frings to look forward to in ’06’!

+ we is amored in France! And I amor France too, hispecially their crossian’wiches and Ludivine Sagnier’s forever nekkid body [NSForAmericaCauseWeBLOWunlikeFRANCE]

+ DreamWorks’ Dreamgirls sure to be the wurstest ‘dream’-related thingie since Brian Benben in Dream On

+ Funny Farm is ripe for remaking! Juss don’t tell Mr. Lamb Fries!

+ How much of all Internet traffic is pornography?

+ Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2005 [NSFWness via Sex Boat Boys]

+ Go WAYBACK in the world of THIGHS

+ Peabs kissing his arm whilst wearing a WrestleMania II shirt!! [via WhereforartthouEVS?]

+ The girl/thighness who’s more adorablerer than early 90s Winona Ryder and everyone’s minor JW crush from around the same time period, Joanne Klaar

Cause for Messiah Joe Gibbs and Co tits either

or

Peace The
FORD THEATER
Out
2
THE HOBO
from
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

aka
Joseph ‘Blue’ Palasky
to you idjiots who probably think
the overly refarted Old School
is the 2nd cumming
of Alan Cumming
or Animal House

Soooooo… you loves me long thyme and although I gots plenty o’ goodies for Chananukakkahshegahshgreh, I still wants mo! Buy me this stuff or make this stuff happen and maybe I’ll give you an HJ… not to be confused with the Hitler Youth

Adidas
Winter Knit Rib Track Top Jersey Jacket
Green/Light Green

Skins
XL Super Bowl Champs
w/Scrub-Arsed QB(s)

Stroopwafels
Galore!!

Pink Is The New Blog’s
’05 Press/Visitors/All Hailedness

Parker Bros
Tee avec Logo

t.A.T.u.
Lyudi Invalidy
aka Ruskie Version of THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR!

Lawrence of Arabia
To Play On The Big Screen
Cause I Refuse To See It Until Dat Happens

Cliff Engle Sweaters
Bears/’Hawks/Celts/Packers/Everyone Who Aint The Eagles/G-Men/C-Boys/Raiders

Vans Chukka Boot
Core Classics
Green (OOP)

Freezy Freakies
Gloves
For All My Freakies Fridays

Colin Firth/Mr Darcy’s
Hair & Clothes
from the REAL P & P

Gheorghe Muresan
Growth Poster
(formerly a Thighland possession)

and flub course…

World Peace

OF ASS!!!!

Twats sure to be le breastest movie (at least remake) of the ’06?

Camilla Belle vs Water: THE MOVIE

• Cuthbest to return to 24 this year? Only if you trust the werds of one Joanne Weintraub

• Peep the teaser trailer to Mel Gibson’s Mayan mess Apocalypto… 3 to 1 he somehow he blames the Jews for their extinction

• A year later and the good people of Roanoke, VA still aren’t sure if it was Borat who turned their rodeo into a almost stampede… guess dem Red States aren’t big subscribers of HBO

• Gorillaz up for MTV’s Cribs

• 18 zillion people sent me this link, so I guess I should post it: The Chappelle Theory

• Justin Case you missed it on yer internets rounds: He-Man/She-Ra: A Christmas Special

• So I guess I shouldn’t count on potato latkes in the Kingdom this year, eh luv the V?

• What do you plan to do with yer extra 2005 second? I can’t decide between patting myself on the back or patting my balls

• Rotten Tomatoes’ ’05 Bombs List… boviously House of Wax and Domino wouldn’ta been considered bombs had they taken in account the only reviews that matter: OURS!!

• The True Cadillac™ of Bicycles

• wayfaring.com

• Frynally, someone else’s boobies have replaced Tara Reid’s judge hatchet job as les nastiest bazongies in the world [double duhvs NSFWness]

• Lookin for a bigger effin miracle than the sorta special holiday of Chahhannuaakakkakkah? How bout dem Skins who are the NFC’s HOTTiest team, who juss avenged the live abortion I saw in late Rocktober, and who now be mere baby steps away from the pay-offs? So start hittin up Orbitz for early Feb flights to the D, fill yer thIghpod up wit the sweet reggae sounds of The Joe Gibbs Family in the back [via the Dollar], and wipe the dust of yer bumpers, cause I wanna see these babies everywhere!!!