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Scheyer Face The Nation II

remember Scheyer Face The Nation I? you didn’t ask for it, but boy are you gonna get it: ROUND II!!!


with much help and luv to the Turtle Sports Report!

now shut up!

and play!

go TERPS (and Mizzou)!!!

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21 Gun Dispute

dating back to last year, the Redskins are now 0-2 versus teams from New York State in games honoring slain safety super stud Sean Taylor. The Giants are 1-0 in games following self-inflicted gunshot wounds on Plaxico Burress. Karma’s a strange bitch and she can blow us. So can the Skins’ offense. So can being a Skins fan living in the land of Giants

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Knot In My Back Yard


anyone gotz $500,000 they could lend us? we wanna buy the Cowboys endzone from the soon to be departed Texas Stadium and take a dump on it every time we need to take a dump. although we’ll pass on the other ‘treats’ that come with it like the photo op with Skeletor Jerry Jones and the tailgate party with the Cowboy Cheerleaders. nuttin against their sexy bods, but, as you may know, we’re partial to squads with punny names like the Sea Gals, the Ben-Gals, the Saintsations and the Buffalo Jills. gawd bless the NFL. don’t wanna even think of a Sunday without it

czech out all the other goodies found within
Neiman Marcus’ Christmas Book

merry effin Yom Kippur and Kelly Kapoor to one and all!

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