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Bryan Adams, singer cum photographer, totally wants to have a summer of 69ing with subject Cindy Crawford


[mo snaps]

remember Parker Bros’ ’78 handheld game Merlin, the Electronic Wizard [view ye olde TV ad]? Thought you didn’ts, so dat’s why someone made a versh u could play write on yer very own computer

America’s 11 Most Endangered Places 2007

Loves you that tune from the 2nd half of the the Ocean’s Thirteen trailer but doesn’t know what the fargin frig it is? Tis be ‘Theme from Andrex’ [d here] from Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra’s Moods And Grooves album

the only Tom Arnold wearing a Microsoft hockey jersey wallpaper that you’ll ever need

Squirrel Catapult

& for bold thyme’s sake…


& for new thymes rake…

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B&B King

1408
Holiday Inn Hell
(which shouldn’t be confused with
Billie Holiday Inn The Year 2000)
Trailer

When it comes to Stephen King and hotels, we’ve already seen the bestest, so everything else throbviously is and will be juss the restest. Sure, SK wasn’t a big fan of Kubrick’s take of his Shining, but I dare anyone else to admit that the TV version starring that dude from Wings and Rebecca DeMakesMeHorn-nay, which follows the book munch closer, is mother or lake superior to Kube’s! And don’t make me double dare you, cause I’ll force you to take the physical challenge like my name was Mark Summers! Hell, even the Simpsons’ take on the Overlook Hotel was better than that crud! Hotels aside, tis been ages since there was a decent flick adapted from a Stephen King anything… and by ages, I mean 2001, when Hearts In Atlantis was dropped on a world hungry for anything Anton Yelchin. Well, much to my sirprize and delight, 1408, which coulda also be titled John Cusack vs a Hotel Room, resets the ages mark to 2007. It’s a classic average Stephen King flick, in the same vein as Dolores Claiborne, The Dark Half, and Children of the Corn (that’s #CotC I, not III with Charlize Theron or IV with Naomi Watts). None of dem a3mentioned films are extremely spectacular, but would still be james worthy of a watch if it popped up on TBS one lonely night at home. You could wait a few years until this pops up on cable TV, but you should feel free to see 1408 in theaters if Evan Almighty isn’t eggzactly whetting yer fappetite

Not To Be Overlooked: wanna stay at the Overlook Hotel featured in Kube’s versh of The Shining? Well, you’d be aMAZEd to find out that mos of it was a set created at Elstree Studios in England. Howevs, the exterior is in fact that of the Timberline Lodge in Oregon and the interiors were recreated to match that of Yosemite’s Ahwanee Hotel in California. By the gay, the haunted room in The Shining book was 217, but for the flick, it was changed to the fictional 237, so not to scare any guests at the Timberline

Fanning Over The Next Dakota: while we eagerly await all future projects of Invasion wunderkind Ariel Gade, keep and eye and a thigh on the adorable child actress Jasmine Jessica Anthony, who could easily pass as another daughter of Ari Gold

Netflux: it’s not the greatest thang since a sliced can of Slice, but Cusack and Co’s motel thriller Identity [trailer] is kinda darn thrillin!

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers•

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Konami On Rye


meet Shantel VanSanten, former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search contestant, and future screen lesbian lover of Mischa Muskha Mushroom Eatin Barfon. The two will lock lips and hopefully munch on a different set of lips in what will shirley be the breastest mt EVEREST flick about two girls who fall in love at a faux lesbian Russian pop duo concert, all to be directed by the dude who gave us The Killing Fields. If that doesn’t scream Oscar, then I don’t know what wheelz

Cuthbest to do the thumpossible by beautifying New Jersey, when she makes an appearance at Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors, June 29-July 1 [Jews of the East wit Seoul]

Showtime does the toepossible by making Henry the VIII and Jonathan Rhys Meyers even gayer than before for their second season of da Tudors

Bill Clinton totally hearts Smashmouth

Bond film 22 to feature Billy Bob Thornton in a Peter Pan costume getting raw on the floor with Harold Crick

Brooklyn to become a zoo of yumcredible free concerts this summer, includin but not limited to Billy Ocean, Air Supply, MC Hammer AND Boyz II Men (what, no love for Sudden Impact?)

you didn’t ask for it, but yer still gonna get it: a brand new (or is it old?) Carey Mulligan snap


[Behind the Sofa]

Fred Armisen totally has Cronenberg Crash fantasies about Pam Beesly

LEGO finally gives love to Indiana Jones, although people made do without such a tang for years

Tony Kornheiser’s Porn-stache and a pre-Jurassic/Thighrassic Larry King recap the ’85 Redskins season

Development hell On Earth: 20 Movies Not Coming Soon to a Theater Near You

free screenings abound for Introducing the Dwights , which sadly has nothing to do with a certain member of the Schrute clan

when trash and shadows make art


whatta Pisa a$$

5 Random ’80s Toys

diving never looked so good bad

FluffyCD’s photos [b3ta]

and reason #69Turk182 to get a Wii: FIFA ’08, which will include foosball!! Some say bestest game within a game since Gradius popped up during the 2nd intermission of the NES 8-bit classic Blades of Steel [play actual game]

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A Win-Winstead Situation

it’s been almost 6 months since we first/last uddered Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s tri-reffic name


but please don’t sphinx for a moment that we’ve ceased to JO in her name since then, even with the Sum Meritus that was Grindhouse! Find recent hi-res love at DontLink and bestness since sliced bread declaredness from UG

Hollywurst keeps choosen’ & losin’ with their lamer than lame idears: Pacey as Fletch F Fletch AND the African-American Big Chill

who knew that Mark Paul Gosselaar was married, had a kid and long hair? Hell, I’m juss glad that he’s still alive

Netlix goes live on location again this summer, and I guess, based on the awfulness that was the Kevin Costner Band rockin at the Field of Dreams last year, they’ve lined up even mo awfuler actor bands, such as Dennis Quaid and the Sharks, The Bacon Bros, and da Bruce Willis Blues Band.

for del ladies: Jude Law’s junk [NSFW]

have lunch with Darrell Green and his smile!

Sarah’s Ballgown from Labyrinth

How to make meatshorts for Dick Cheney or your friends

What’s the origin of the question mark?

Someone in this room…

our newest mos flavorite NFLer: Ah You! [Jewanicure]

I’m also looking forward to seeing Dave’s reaction

Chicken Fried Bacon Strips!

and this Mich-a-gun cop who ODed on pot brownies story was apparently so darn good that two diff peeps sent me the item, in two diff news reports…

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