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The Nakedtivity Story

we’re about to take off for a few days
of ham munchin
and Redskins playoff dreaming
but in the meantime
we want to leave you with this NSFW gift:

the window washing scene auditions
for Deuce Bigalow 2: European Gigolo

the part went to the mos spankalicious Katie Downes
and you can see her work in all tits glory here
+ bon(er)us screen caps!

sum mo Downes comforters (all NSFW snatchurally)…

Nuts‘ B(r)e(a)st of Katie Downes

Maxim UK has playing by herself and with friends

snaps from her calendar shoot

the breast to you and yours!
until next weak kiddies!!

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There Will Be A Review

There Will Be Blood
Double, Double, Oil and Trouble
Trailers & Mo


When the topic of who the greatest living actor is arises, the name Daniel Day-Lewis doesn’t always seem to get a mention. Maybe if he acted a bit more often than he did (this being only his 3rd movie in a decade), there wouldn’t even be a discussion on the matter. So when DD-L sinks himself into a meaty role, whatever the film, it is indeed worth watching. Take Gangs of New York for example. We’ve been quite lucky to erase most of that overbloated mess from our memory banks, but we’d never want to forget Day-Lewis’ cunning performance as Bill The Butcher, a character which still haunts us to this day. There Will Be Blood finds Day-Lewis in a similar place, a 2 1/2 hour plus period piece where there will be mustaches, but this black gold tale fares a heckuva lot better than Scorsese’s old New York story. While we were a bit befuddled by what the movie was eggzactly trying to say, we still couldn’t help but being mesmerized from the first frame to the last (even during the slow boring parts!). Props de leon galore go out to director Paul Thomas Anderson, who for once makes a pretentious movie that justifies its pretentiousness. Also lending a helpful hand are DD-L’s Ballad of Jack and Rose co-star Paul Dano (your probably know him better as the quiet kid in Little Miss Poopshoot) as a manic man of the cloth, and Radioheader Johnny Greenwood, whose score was one of the mos bone-chllin we’ve heard since Wendy Carlos‘ work on The Shining. Blood comes awfully close to being a masterpiece, and could of been had roller skates [NSFW] been invented back then. Why? Cause then and only then, there would have been boobs!

Marfa My Dear: Blood joins No Country For Old Men and the other oil epic Giant on the small list of movies filmed in Marfa, Texas

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): for D D-Lewis’s work alone, this thang is Breast In Show

Blood opens in limited theaters on 12/26

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Dirty Petty Things


1) Showtime’s Dexter juss wrapped up its stellar second season last night. It’s by far the best show on television, and for those of you who have missed out thus far, do yerself a flavor and check out the DVDs instead of waiting for CBS to air watered down versions of it in the ‘008. What the efg? Who wants to watch Weeds without weed or The Tudors w/o the boobs?

2) baseball was a much more fun sport when controversy centered around stoopid shiz like Billy Ripken’s bat. Good thing then that Jesus invented American football and the NFC, where awful lives on and so do my Skins payoff hopes. Sorry Andy, but yer Giants stink!

3) for your consideration, a movie no one is considering: Zodiac

4) we’re having a hard time fingering out which of these Marcia Cross pics are more vom inducing: this fubared Melrose hair one or these NSFW uglies of her showering in her backyard

5) nuttin makes us more glad than the long overdue return of American Gladiators. Although there won’t be any Malibus or co-stars from The Lost Boys, it appears that the producers did do a fine job of finding the new Gladiators. Meet em here and here. And we’d love for our meat to meet with Helgggga, aka Robin Coleman


6) The Hollywood Sex Scene Database

7) Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford is impossibly beautiful, and a gay man’s wet dream cum true

8) the only NSFW animated gif you need to see this week

9) this peanut looks like a duck [b3ta]

10) Lucy Pinder turns 24 this Thursday, and instead of us giving her gifts, she put hers on display in UK’s Maxim. bubble YUM!


[the NSFW rest]

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Things Wide Shut

things…


1) we still JO to yer 12-year old boy body knightley [Soup-er-fish-haul]

2) Skins, still alive by the hairs of their chinny chin chins. In Todd Collins we trust drink Tom Collinses. Norman Chad still beerlarious

3) more lawsuits = even more free Borat movie publicity

4) juss cause these NSFW beauties aint of Tiger Woods’ trophy wife doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have your pants around your ankles right now

5) juss dem good ol’ boys toys


[Catalog Finds]

6) Kirsten Dunst, alive and bowling

7) Mathieu Amalric will make a flawsome Bond villian, and regardless of how thumcredible Christian Bale is, he won’t be able to bail out the Terminator franchise

8) want Galaga quilt, need Gallagher to quit

9) sure, blame finals week!

10) happy 33rd burstday to you Megan Martha White and yer slip sloppy jaloppy poppies!! although we’re sad to report that in these uncertain days & lays we’re more hot to trot for your NSFW fake sex taper than you


10.5) and this justin…


[Wizard/Spakula Da Foola]

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