Thighs Wide Shut

we saw 120+ flicks this past year
how’d you do?

Honor Blackmanable Mentions

Billy The Kid, Breach, Broken English, Control, Death At A Funeral, I’m Not There, Into The Wild, La Vie En Rose, Lake Of Fire, The Lives of Others, No End In Sight, The Mist, Sunshine & Sweeney Todd

Movies Mumsy Enjoyed

FIVE STARS

La Vie En Rose
The Kite Runner

FOUR STARS

Away From Her
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
Great Debaters
I’m Not There
In Shadow Of The Moon
Savages

THREE STARS

Atonement
Avenue Montaigne
Before The Devil
Death At A Funeral
December Boys
Eagle VS Shark
Into The Wild
Juno
Margot At The Wedding
Namesake
Nina’s Heavenly Delights
No Country For Old Men

TWO STARS

Bucket List
The Orphanage

WORST FILM OF THE YEAR

August Rush

Papa’s Picks

TOP TEN

La Vie En Rose
In The Shadow of The Moon
Eastern Promises
No Country For Old Men
The Savages
The Kite Runner
Away From Her
Talk To Me
I’m Not There
3:10 To Yuma

RUNNER-UPS

Into The Wild
The Namesake
This Is England
Amazing Grace
Avenue Montaigne
Nina’s Heavenly Delights
Breach
The Bucket List
The Great debaters
Once

BEST COMEDIES

Juno
Superbad
Eagle vs. Shark
Death At A Funeral
Ratatouille
Knocked up
No Reservations

GOOD MOVIES PAPSY DIDN’T LIKE

Sweeney Todd (great cinematography)
Diving Bell and The Butterfly
There will be blood (best actor)

MOVIES THE THIGH MASTER
WOULDN’T LET POP
PUT ON THE LIST
BUT HE LIKED

Wild Hogs
August Rush
Blades of Glory
Fred Claus

Cassandra’s Dream
Crimes and Felonies
Trailers & Mo

Before the Woodman headed off to sunny Spain for his next joint, he handed in what appears to be the final pic in his unofficial British trilogy, Cassandra’s Dream. It’s uneven affair that aims for Match Point [review] fervor, and while it may not be serving ace after ace, we’d still say it wins a lot more sets than Scoop [review], and is miles (or is it kilometers?) away from the East Coast double-fault dreck that he’d been handing in earlier this decade. C’s Dream focuses on two working class brothers, Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell (you can tell that they’re brothers cause they have the same hairdo), who are working real hard to move up to the next class. But when they’re both strapped for cash they turn to their beloved money-bagged uncle (the always solid Tom Wilkinson) for help. Little do they know that he in turn needs their assistance, for a most awful deed: offing a colleague of his who could ultimate ruin his life. The boys have a big decision to make, which could also ruin their own lives. WHAT TO DO, WHAT DO TO!!! What they do do, carries the movie. Everything else, like Ewan’s quest to bag supercutie Hayley Atwell (playing the ScarJo role in this one), their struggling ma and pa, and Colin’s bird and betting problems, gets too little attention to make this baby a Breast In Show-er. The denouement is purty good, but it clumsily comes about too quickly to leave the mark it wants to. Anywho, we have no real reason to complain about anything, hispecially since Allen’s European vacation has been the bestest one since the Griswold’s [NSFW].

Leigh High: looks like the Woodman is fan of director Mike Leigh, or at least of the cast from his Vera Drake. 8 of its actors have either appeared in Dream or Scoop. Our flavs? Phil Davis who plays the marked man in this one, and Fenella Woolgar, who simply has the greatestist name mt EVERst

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Cassandra’s Dream opens tomorrow in limited theaters

Rental Round-Up Dawg: skip the hype and Rescue Dawn altogether as Werner Herzog’s own shorter doc on the same incredible events, Little Dieter Needs to Fly, is much much more effective and memorable. another doc you can’t knock is Charles Ferguson’s gut-wrenching No End In Sight. had something like this been released in the ’04 instead of Leni Riefenstahl’s Fahrenheit 9/11, maybe it would have actually prevented people for voting for Bush. and lastly, we’ll never shut up about David Fincher’s Zodiac (more on that when we drop our ‘breast of’ shortly), esp since we know you haven’t seen it. well, even gooder things come to those who wait/wasted a year… the 2-disc super amazing awesome Director’s Cut includes fab-tab-ulous making of features + two franztastic docs about the murder cases and the prime suspect. a must for anyone with eyes. even Britney loves it

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

[the breast has yet to come… NSFW]

an oldie but still a sploogie: Michelle Marsh Mile High Club [NSFW]

Vintage Star Wars: Kenner Mailaways and other Special Offers

Laura Bush’s bush [NSFW via Hezaa]

the return of ZUBAZ!!! [Ex-Mustard]

and

[Shiny Plastic]

[Legs Be Tasty]

the sheddiest sheds of 2007

Danielle Lloyd, fully Loaded

the Miami Hurricanes 2001 Football Roster

Принимаем ванну [NSFW]

People who are over 40 love [Episodes] IV, V, and VI and hate I, II, and III. Younger people like I, II, and III and don’t like IV, V, and VI, or they like I, II, and III better and think IV, V, and VI are kind of boring and slow. Younger people suck

we’re off to ole IU for the tweakend
let the egg farts never end!

besides maybe Latin Inches or National Geographic
we don’t think there’s a better mag
on newstands and on sploogestands
than Nuts

[the rest of the Ellison pics]