Always Say Evigan Again
15. Sep, 2009 
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Sorority Row
The Partridge Scam-ily
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&
The Final Destination
Tone Death
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Both of these ‘horror’ films basically all suckses. The kills are all goods and funs, very funs, but all them filler in betwixt each of the decapitations needed a bit of… fillerbustin. BUSTED! If The Final Destination wasn’t in 3-D, it wouldn’t be worth 2-D-eeing, like Jaws 3-D, but unlike the nevercoming soon enuff Step-Up 3-D. Speaking of Step-Up, Step-Up 2 The Streets totally stepped it up like Steppenwolf and Teen Wolf eating a party of five Scott Wolfes, and that was all due in all parts to the ness-hot of Briana Evigan, daughter of My Two Dadser Greg Evigan, again evigan and again. She had sweaty boobs in that movie and she does again evigan in Row, which rowed rowed rowed our floats! The boner-us bonus is she also somehows gets involveds with bubbles. Then again evigan, all boners get qwikly erased every time Rumer Willis pops up on screen, cause she looks like a microwaved Demi Moore, more or less. But then the boners return when you see this againevigan
any questions? oh yeah, Row has Princess Leia wielding a shotgun, which is the most action she’s seen since Han grabbed her boob, + Audrina Partridge gets killed, but not nekkid. Others do, but no Evigan birthday suit, so it’s kinda pointless nudity. Destination had 3-D boobs, and when we tired to grab them on screen, we failed, so in essence, that movie was a failed. Sadly the multi-dimensional boobs did not belong to former Clooney NSFW f&cktoy Krista Allen
where does that leaves us? if Row was 3-D it would been better than Destination, but it was in 2-D, so…
Verdictgo: john wilkes both Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Row and Destintion are both sum meritting at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
