Peel & Eat Pimp

– Peace the fork out DJ Jazzy John Peel.

oh thigh master, u crack my shit up, but please stop sneaking into my dressing room to smell my panties!!

– Cher wishes she could turn back time, well, I do too. I wish I was 19, enrolled at U of Tejas’ film dept, and it was September so me could’ve worked on Cuthbert’s latest joint Dot. That’s right, Longhorn students gots the opps to work on a feature friggin film!! Eat my a$$ IU!! But had I worked on that shoot, I would have been so dang Longhorny around the C-Bert that she would’ve had to slap a restraining order on me. But who sez she hasn’t done so already?

– Heard about that fab MSG New Year’s Sha-Bang starring The Flaming Lips, Wilco, and Sleater-Kinney? Well boviously u don’t read ProductHopNYSea. Internet pre-sale begins Monday, November 1 @ 10 a.m. EDT at Wilco’s site and the public on sale is Friday, November 5 @ 10 a.m. via Ticketbastard.

– To hell with Phriday, how bout Stereogum-Simpson Photoshop Phuesday!

– Remember that San Jose Mystery House I gabbed about a couple o weeks back? It was profiled this morning on CBS. And what better time to visit the ole house than this Halloween weekend with their flashlight tours!

Allah Made Me Funny. Sure he did!!

– Stormtroopers need to take a dump too!

Cracksmoker.com. Tits not what you think. [via The Thinker]

The Testicle Festival. Where everyone has a ball! [via Made of Brawnsteeen]

– Will Hooters single handedly bring down Communism in China? We wish the new franchise the breast of luck! [1nce again via Made of Brawnsteeen]

X-Ray cameraphones are available in Japan. What’s their equivalent of a Peeping Tom? Peeping Hiroshi? [via the I-Train]

– Can you imagine being 113 years old and a Red Sox fan?

These dead people still make more money than you alls and eye combined!!!

1. Elvis Presley $40m

2. Charles Schulz $35m

3. JRR Tolkien $23m

4. John Lennon $21m

5. Theodor “Dr. Seuss” Geisel $18m

6. Marilyn Monroe $8m

7. George Harrison $7m

7. Irving Berlin $7m

7. Bob Marley $7m

10. Richard Rodgers $6.5m

11. George and Ira Gershwin $6m

11. Jimi Hendrix $6m

11. Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe $6m

11. Cole Porter $6m

15. James Dean $5m

15. Dale Earnhardt Sr $5m

15. Jerry Garcia $5m

15. Freddie Mercury $5m

15. Tupac Shakur $5m

15. Frank Sinatra $5m

And tits been awhile, but at the suggestion of Kim, one of our dear readers, did u realize that Interboring’s Carlos D and Crispin Glover were Bitched @ Swirth?

is danny glover the father?

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