All The NewsThat’s Fit To Mint
24. Jun, 2004 
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– I think instead of banning gay marriages, we need to ban Z-list celebs from creating their own urls. I mean, I don’t bee leave for a second that anyone would marry a hippo, let alone, would want to read about it. And Blair Warner, get the facts straight, cause people stopped caring about your life about 16 years ago. [Link via Zach de la Roachclip] At least two of your schoolmates are putting their names to good use: MindyCohn.com and KimFields.com. Don’t even bother searching for Nancy McKeon.com or .org, cause there aint one.
– Where does your name rank within the 1000 most popular American names? My sorry a$$ name is ranked #2. That’s why I’m legally changing my name to Thigh Master. And people who name their children Del Monte or Courvoisier should be shot on sight.
– Perry Farrell is not giving up on this year’s Lollapalooza. Hey Per, just get the Pixies, Lips, and Spree to play in NY for one day and all will be forgiven.
– Los Beasties’ To the 5 Boroughs went straight to #1 on the Billboard Charts. Wow, sadly this is the 1st album I’ve bought in ages that’s hit #1. I mean, I’d rather dump on Usher’s CD than buy it.
– Australia seems to be a bit behind the times with this headline: Lindsay’s So Hot.
– What do Mr. T, Pete Rose, the 6 Million Dollar Man, and the San Diego Chicken all have in common? They’ve all had their own candy bars or gum.
– Here’s a lil time waster for you.
– The real reason the internet was invited: Rate My Camel Toe (NSFW) [Link via Tim “Fudger” Altie]
– Lettuce be honest here folks, what’s all this hubbub about Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11 gettin’ an R rating? I guess I’m forgetting about all those 13-16 year olds who get to vote in November.
– Our pal The Thinker has taken his thinking over to Europe and the results are umcredible. Czech out his report from Venice.
– And finally, please whatever you do, don’t click on this link that includes many a pictures of men with their wieners between their thighs. [Thanks, er no thanks to Warner Sistahs]
