Did You Know That ‘Lohan’ Is A Buddhist Who Has Attained Nirvana?
Oh, Lindsay Lohan. Did you know that someone has created the worst blog using your perfect name? Bastards!!! Did you know that people are selling crappy clocks with your likeness on em? Those timepieces are so f-in awful that I wouldn’t even give them out as Columbus Day presents. Did you know that LL recently graced the cover of Ingenue Magazine? There are so many bootyliciousistic pictures that if I posted them all at once, your computer screen would melt with hotness.
Oh LL. Did you know I love you so dang much? You make me want to sing Motley Crue songs from dusk til dawn. Especially, “Without You”:
I could face a mountain
But I could never climb alone
I could start another day
But how many, just don’t know
You’re the reason the sun shines down
And the nights, they don’t grow cold
Only you that I’ll hold when I’m young
Only you…as we grow old