Qwik Bits Part Dos


In his will Bill left a lifetime of Cliff Notes to be purchased for all the world’s High School students.

– A Brazilian pastor croaked while watching The Passion of the Christ. I bee leave this is the second person to perish while watching this movie. That must be some kinda record, but then again, we don’t now how many people died watching the poopfest known as Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

– Famous British blokes and dames’ last wills and testicles are going to be available online. We can now learn what Will Shakespeare left for all of his bitches and who Lord Horatio Nelson left his Horatio Hornblower DVD box for.

– Get this, Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon have been cast to play Johnny Cash and his wife June Carter Cash in an upcoming biopic. I can’t wait to see the trailer so I can laugh my ass off. I’m sir prized that Mr. Witherspoon, Ryan Phillipppiippepeellippee, wasn’t ask to play the Man in Black. Maybe he’s too busy filming the sequel to AntiTrust.

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