Thighs Wide Shut

Speed Racer
Game Boy Color Blinding
Trailers & Mo

For a movie (and main character) called ‘Speed Racer’, this puppy moves purty darn slow. The imagery is mos def cooler than Coolio drinking Kool-Aid, but if yer looking for a non-stop car racing action feast, yer better off staying at home and rocking Mario Karts Wii for 2+ hours instead. Not for a lack of trying, but beyond the trippy visuals and egggsalad casting (C Ricci and her sexy anime eyes!), the brothers Wachowski executed this big screen adaptation of the cult 60s toon very poorly. A lot of time is wasted on the politics involved in the film’s racing world, but it’s not interesting and doesn’t help to make the races any more important. They’re kinda like the pod race in Star Wars Episode I, which served no real purpose besides showing off what Lucasfilms’ CGI group is capable of. Like Tron and Dick Tracy, Speed Racer would be the perfect flick to throw on in a loud bar, cause if anyone had to pay attention to the story, they’d apply the breaks, go in reverse and get the hell outta there

Fanning The Next Dakota: move over Gade, cause you’re no longer the mos adorable child actress named Ariel. that title now belongs to Ariel Winter, who played kid Trixie

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
We Probably Will, In Another Week Or So
Trailers & Mo

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is like every other Judd Apatow related project, it’s cute, got some solid laffs here and there, but ultimately is not the greatestist thing to happen to comedy since Rufus T Firefly. Marshall is probably the mos conventional one of the bunch (we didn’t care much for Superbad or Virgin, but did for Knocked-Up), yet with so many crap options out there for you to take your honey to, it’s a more solid choice than anything starring McDreamy or McD-bag. After about an hour, the comedy takes a backseat to the romance shiz, and or main problem with the flick is that the love story didn’t really pull our heart strings enough to care enuff about it (we also don’t have a heart, thanks to Mola Ram). Our secondary problem is Jonah Hill. Has there ever been a more one-noted actor who’s received this much buzz for no good reason? He’s about as humorous as King of the Hill is (how is that show still on TV?). We’re sure he’ll suck all of the good air outta Ricky Gervais’ directorial debut This Side of the Truth, and that’s all sides of the truth, Ruth!

Sarah Marshalls Trying To Forget: these real life Sarah Marshall‘s were not big fans of the film’s marketing and advertising campaign

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

both films are currently playing at a theater near Jews

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

we juss mumbled upon the greatestistest wiki site mt EVERest:
Closing Logo Group Wiki
and cause we have nothing better to do
besides seeing movies and seeking out NSFW honeys with gynormus cans
we’ve ranked our mos flavorite 20 logos + others we’ve deemed james worthy

1) WGBH (1978 to Present)
Where To Find It: anything on PBS that’s (probably) good or British or both

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2) Warner Bros. Pictures (1972-1984)
Where To Find It: A Clockwork Orange

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3) HBO Feature/Special Presentation (1983-1999)
Where To Find It: in our (wet) dreams

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4) 20th Century Fox Film Corporation (1935-1994)
Where To Find It: no better place than the OG versions of Star Wars, Eps IV-VI

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5) Classic Warner Bros. Cartoons (1942-1964)
Where To Find It: anywhere it’s duck or rabbit season

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6) Hanna-Barbera (1979-1990)
Where To Find It: Shirt Tales

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7) Walt Disney Home Video/Entertainment (1978-1986) & (1981-1987)
Where To Find It: any VHS (or BetaMax) tape that came in a huge white case

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8) PBS (1971-1984)
Where To Find It: Electric Company

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9) Stephen J. Cannell Productions/Cannell Entertainment (1982-1999)
Where To Find It: The A-Team

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10) Ubu Productions (1982 – present)
Where To Find It: Family Ties

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11) Amblin Entertainment (1982 – present)
Where To Find It: Amazing Stories

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12) ITC Entertainment Group (1973-1989)
Where To Find It: The Muppet Show

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13) DiC Audiovisuel/Entertainment (1987-2005)
Where To Find It: Inspector Gadget

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14) Thames (1969-1989)
Where To Find It: Danger Mouse

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15) NBC (any one that’s in color)
Where To Find It: uh, NBC?

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16) MGM Cartoons (1963-1967)
Where To Find It: Chuck Jones-produced Tom & Jerrys

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17) MTM Enterprises, Inc./Productions (1970-1998)
Where To Find It: The White Shadow

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18) Paramount Television (1969-1975)
Where To Find It: The Brady Brunch

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19) Mark VII Productions/Limited (1953-1971)
Where To Find It: Dragnet

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20) Universal Pictures (1963-1990)
Where To Find It: Back To The Future

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honor blackman able mentions:

ABC (1962-1970’s)
Castle Rock Entertainment (1989-1994)
CBS Productions (1966-??)
Children’s Television Workshop (1978-1983)
Classic Paramount Cartoons (all)
Columbia Pictures (1975-1981)
Desilu/Lucille Ball Productions (1966-1967)
DreamWorks SKG (1997 – present)
Emotion (1999-2007)
Focus Features (2002 – present)
Gaumont (all)
Gracie Films (1987 – present)
Imagine Entertainment (1995 – present)
Krofft Productions/Entertainment (1969-1976)
The Ladd Company (1980-1996)
Lionsgate (2005 – present)
London Weekend Television (1971-1978)
Lucasfilm Limited (1997 – present)
Marvel Productions Ltd (1985-1993)
Miramax (1999 – present)
MTV (80s)
Orion Pictures (1981-1996)
Operation Prime Time (1976-1987)
Picturehouse (2005 – present)
Picturemaker Productions (1985-1989)
Pixar (1995 – present)
Rainbow Releasing Productions (1995 – present)
Rankin-Bass Productions (1968-1975)
Ruby-Spears (1981-1992)
RKO Pictures (1929-1958)
Steven Bochco Productions (1989 – present)
Television New Zealand (1980-1982)
TriStar Pictures (1984-1993)
United Artists Pictures (1981-1987)
WCET (Late 1980’s?-????)

and the scariest one of balls thyme:

Lynch/Frost Productions (1990-1992)

which logos razzle your bedazzlers?
pray tell
and praying mantis!!

hey Chaos Theory trailer, the raping and pillaging of the Raising Arizona yodelrific theme song is punishable by death by stereo [YTMND]

that theme song from the Raising Arizona soundtrack
actually has a name: ‘Way Out There‘ [d]

in an interview, composer Carter Burwell
like Clarissa, explains it all…

I believe it was Joel [Coen] who said he’d been listening to yodeling while he was cutting the film. The actual melody there is an old cowboy tune called ‘Way Out There’. We found it on a Pete Seeger recording, and he credits it to the Sons of the Pioneers, and they credit it as ‘traditional’, meaning we don’t really know who first yodeled that melody.

Of course in New York it took a little time to find a yodeler, not to mention the right yodeler. But I suppose the other important thing about the piece was the decision to keep it as simple as it is. There really is no instrumentation beyond the yodeler (sometimes whistling or humming) and banjo. In other parts of the score we have guitar, percussion and synths, but it was important that the score was generally very intimate – all the rough edges show.

bonus Zona yoddeling tack: ‘Return To The Nursery‘ [d]

many spanks to Time Wendenkos for pointing this travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham out to us

from The Saatchi Gallery’s SHOWDOWN via NotCot

Egghead, a mos EGGcellent Batman foe
Sarah Lucas’ ‘Two Fried Eggs & A Kebab’
fried eggs in a pan
egg pillow
Egg Stork, Bob Goldthwait’s greatest role
Matzah brei, our mos flavorite kind of egg dish
eggs produce smelly farts & other fart facts
Fabergé Imperial Easter eggs
egg songs
Whatever happened to… (Wonka’s) Dinosaur eggs?
eggy weggs [YTMND]
Green Eggs & Hamlet
your brain on drugs
Rachel Leigh is an awful COOK
& Nicole EGGert [NSFW]

did you see Ang Lee’s 17 hour spy & thigh game as known as Lust, Caution? yeah, we didn’t think so. we barely got thru it ourselves, but one thing kept us going…

[full size pics at GBN]
…Tang Wei/Wei Tang/湯唯, and not juss cause she NSFWed it up like there was no tomorrow, which in turn got her blacklisted (is there such a thing as gettin ‘whitelisted’?). look at those eyes. have you seen anything more beautiful in all your life, well besides this? Wei, if yer reading this, we want to mother your children. we can name our first kid with part of your name and part of our mos flavorite Fletch character: Poon Tang. then when PT has his/her own family, they’ll be known as the Poon Tang Clan. speaking of clans, boy do we miss Ferrara-Pan’s Cherry Clan candies

happy 40th 2001

long live Roger Ebert and his thumb

Rachael Ray is Hitler [YTMND]

sorry sir, but you are not Gheorghe Muresan

LEDELL EACKLES and SASQUATCH!!

how dare they tear down the hallowed halls of Tori Amos and The Thigh Master

some like it hot, some hairy

have a ball with Leah [NSFW]

Paper Condom Envelopes from the 1930s & 1940s [PCL LinkDump]

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Dining Experiences

Mr T rubber duck

no wonder her pee stinks [NSFW]

interactive Al Jaffee’s fold-ins for Mad magazine [Shumster]

pee es – our search engine on the top of the right column is revved up and ready to go, so feel free to comb thru all 670 ‘NSFW’ results