Saul Bass is the fcuking BASSt when it comes to designing graphics, logos and titles, but did you know that he did the title credits for the 1988 movie Big? sadly, it looks like he didn’t really bring any BIG ideas to the table, and kinda phoned it in. Italics and double underlines? Saul, c’mon man, you could do that in yer sleep. heck, I could do that in your sleep!
and in his lifetime, he made ONE feature film – Phase IV. it didn’t do so hot with critics & moneywise at the box office, so there was no film two, but that ONE film, which I saw last nite, is equal parts BLAMMMMMMMMAZING, creepy jeepeys, crazed, and MSTK worthy material
and ants with brains that want to unite and take over earth or something!!!
and way too many ant close-ups that are WAY too close-up for comfort
and way too close to people’s eyes
and like shiny diamond things that shine on!!!
and gross $hit!!!
and like crazy 70s acid cinema stuff
like some super trippy funked assed sh!t!!!!!!!!!!
and some of dis!!!!!!!!
BLESS YOU SAUL BASS!!!!!!!!!
sorry the sun set on your filmmaking career after your ambitious, perhaps biting off more than it could chew one feature!!
and there was even an alternate ending to the movie, so ludicrously delicious, that no studio in their right mind would let it be the actual ending, and so, that there studio did NOT indeed let that be the ending,but lemme tell you, this ending is the greatest, mos mind-bendingiest ending of a movie (maybe possibly probably) EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Me Before You Confined & So Fine Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 110 min There once was this super-rich British guy named Will (Sam Claflin), who had everything – a hot girlfriend, a great job, and a thrill-seeking lifestyle. Then BOOOM – one day he instantly became a quadriplegic and hated his new life cause it was not his […]
Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made Whip Smart Website | Trailers & Mo Not Rated | 104 min Sometimes there is actual truth in advertising – as is such when a documentary called Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made documents the past, present and future of Raiders of the Lost Ark: The […]
The Lobster Super Hurry Animals Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 118 min In a sorta near future, if you aren’t paired up with a significant other, you will be turned into an animal – of your choice, naturally. Mustached Colin Farrell was recently dumped by his wife and so he needs to partner up, or animal on […]
Captain America: Civil War Marvel-ous Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 147 min OMG, these guys… and these guys… are all on the same team – but because Captain America has a hard-on for Sebastian Stan, there gonna be a war son, CIVIL style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! This is what Avengers 2: Age of Voltron should have been!!! Sorta […]
Keanu Key and A-Peele-ing Website | Trailers & Mo R | 100 min You like Key (Keegan-Michael Key) and Peele (Jordan Peele)? Kittens? Comedy? Keanu Reeves? Movies slightly over 90 minutes? If you answer ‘yes’ to all of these questions, you are a human being living on planet earth. If you answer ‘no’ to any of these […]
Paramount had organized a party for me [at Romanoff’s in Beverly Hills in 1957]. All of cinema was there, it was incredible. And then comes in Jayne Mansfield, the last one to come. For me, that was when it got amazing. She came right for my table. She knew everyone was watching. She sat down. […]
Miles Ahead Horns & Thorns Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 100 min Don Cheadle IS Miles Davis in a movie he co-wrote, produced and directed and starred in AND PLAYED MUSIC IN – Miles Ahead. I don’t know exactly what Miles Davis is or was (of course I know his music, and his funky 70s-80s hair), but […]
TWS turns 12 today. one more year and it becomes a man if you missed anything in year 12, here ye blow… Smells Like Teen Dispirited The 2015 Thighsmans bless you Callahan!! Thighs Wide Movies 2015 The Welles Report Ohhhh Fuuudge! GibsiHana Auf […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2015 and now, for the only awards that matter… Twelvethie Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ The Trash Humpers Biggest Piece of Humpy Trash Film of the Year!!!!! Me and Earl and The Dying Girl this movie makes me so mad cause it tries so […]
1) Deli Man I never reviewed this documentary, cause I saw it on a plane, and I usually don’t review movies I’ve seen on planes. It was the perfect plane movie, but it was also the perfect movie movie – it was funny, and entertaining, and informative, and it actually made me cry – tears of joy. […]
you know the drill – 2015 was all Kylie and Kylo and Kenny G, and 2016 is gonna be KKK free. How do we know? We juss do. Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause old habits fry lard… OUT IN Kristaps Porzingis – Please Stop Bazinga – The Dress is Black […]
boob tube groove tube tube tube loob… aka, here’s the best in TV, 2015 1. Restaurant Startup (CNBC) It’s like Shark Tank, but less annoying, and more evil, and more awesome, and food!!!!!!!!!!!! Show was so fcuking good that I refused to watch the last episode of the 2nd season until about 3 months later, cause […]