Saul Bass is the fcuking BASSt when it comes to designing graphics, logos and titles, but did you know that he did the title credits for the 1988 movie Big? sadly, it looks like he didn’t really bring any BIG ideas to the table, and kinda phoned it in. Italics and double underlines? Saul, c’mon man, you could do that in yer sleep. heck, I could do that in your sleep!
and in his lifetime, he made ONE feature film – Phase IV. it didn’t do so hot with critics & moneywise at the box office, so there was no film two, but that ONE film, which I saw last nite, is equal parts BLAMMMMMMMMAZING, creepy jeepeys, crazed, and MSTK worthy material
and ants with brains that want to unite and take over earth or something!!!
and way too many ant close-ups that are WAY too close-up for comfort
and way too close to people’s eyes
and like shiny diamond things that shine on!!!
and gross $hit!!!
and like crazy 70s acid cinema stuff
like some super trippy funked assed sh!t!!!!!!!!!!
and some of dis!!!!!!!!
BLESS YOU SAUL BASS!!!!!!!!!
sorry the sun set on your filmmaking career after your ambitious, perhaps biting off more than it could chew one feature!!
and there was even an alternate ending to the movie, so ludicrously delicious, that no studio in their right mind would let it be the actual ending, and so, that there studio did NOT indeed let that be the ending,but lemme tell you, this ending is the greatest, mos mind-bendingiest ending of a movie (maybe possibly probably) EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Feta Re-Upped Official Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 94 min 10 minutes into My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, when the entire cast from 1 shows up to a college fair, embarrassing Nia Vardalos and John Corbett‘s kin Elena Kampouris, I thought – this movie is about to head DEEP into Awfulville and set […]
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Hail, Caesar! What The Hail??? Official Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 106 min You sit there watching the Coen Bros‘ Hail, Caesar!, and you think to yourself – this is cool – they love old Hollywood, I love old Hollywood, they’re totally doing right by old Hollywood, and as the movie snappily moves along, you start to […]
I’m ashamed to admit it – but last night was the first time I had ever seen Purple Rain #Prince was our Dr Everythingllbealright #nothinglikeseeingafilmwithanaudience #PurpleRain #PurpleReign #ShouldHaveWon55AcademyAwards #LetsGoCrazy #WeWentCrazy #PrinceLives #BestInPeace #MorrisDaysMustache #EveryonesMustache #ApolloniasTreasureChest A video posted by Thigh Master (@thighmaster) on Apr 26, 2016 at 8:02pm PDT and to my surprise – it was an […]
TWS turns 12 today. one more year and it becomes a man if you missed anything in year 12, here ye blow… Smells Like Teen Dispirited The 2015 Thighsmans bless you Callahan!! Thighs Wide Movies 2015 The Welles Report Ohhhh Fuuudge! GibsiHana Auf […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2015 and now, for the only awards that matter… Twelvethie Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ The Trash Humpers Biggest Piece of Humpy Trash Film of the Year!!!!! Me and Earl and The Dying Girl this movie makes me so mad cause it tries so […]
1) Deli Man I never reviewed this documentary, cause I saw it on a plane, and I usually don’t review movies I’ve seen on planes. It was the perfect plane movie, but it was also the perfect movie movie – it was funny, and entertaining, and informative, and it actually made me cry – tears of joy. […]
you know the drill – 2015 was all Kylie and Kylo and Kenny G, and 2016 is gonna be KKK free. How do we know? We juss do. Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause old habits fry lard… OUT IN Kristaps Porzingis – Please Stop Bazinga – The Dress is Black […]
boob tube groove tube tube tube loob… aka, here’s the best in TV, 2015 1. Restaurant Startup (CNBC) It’s like Shark Tank, but less annoying, and more evil, and more awesome, and food!!!!!!!!!!!! Show was so fcuking good that I refused to watch the last episode of the 2nd season until about 3 months later, cause […]