Thighs Wide Shut

bonus sausage links:
PhillySucks.com
TheEaglesSuck.com
Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom
Jeff Feagles, one of the few remaining active players from Tecmo Super Bowl
& not related: Tiger Stadium shiz for sale [Brawny]

If I could trade hands and a mouth with one person, it would have to be Nancy O’Dell’s baby girl‘szszzszzz

[mo snaps]

American Dreamzzzz cum true part II: the GZA performing Liquid Swords in tits entirety, finally, in my neck of the woods [Lover of Pâté]

the only good thang that became of Kubrick’s death: DVDs with actual extras!

photos from The Dark Knight set, which still includes a Gotham City that looks nothing like Gotham City [Pakula Shaker]

Disney & George Lucas in bed together again. No relation to Faptooine

HBO renews Conchords, and sadly Entourage. Hopefully this will mean more Mel and more of Anna Faris’ magically enhanced lips? Speaking of the ‘chords, how dumbcredible was ‘The Prince of Parties’ ditty from last night’s show?

Alex Trebek cusses, with mustache in tow!

Separated At Birth: Borat & young Amy Winehouse

pimps of sneakers

Rare Mark Rypien Zubaz Hat

Hurriace Howard Dean

& knock-offs worth beating off to:

Shockwave mp3
Tranformer/Player

I aint no Trekkie, but this might go down as one of the mos on-pointestist casting calls of balls thyme

Falkor’s Sister lesbian dancing on the set of the t.A.T.u. flick and a big fan of fruit-roll up dresses

The 2nd Ave Deli hated old people, and apparently still hates the idea of being open for bidness

Warhol vs Bansky

who wouldn’t want to go Downes on Katie? [NSFW]

André Gower digs up sum mo Monster Squad deleted scenes that didn’t make it onto the recent DVD set

speaking on DVDs, why the hell was I not alerted about the Voyagers! box set? Don’t know what I’m talkin about? It’s a show like Quantum Leap, cept less lame and less Bakulariffic. Breast In Peace Jon-Erik Hexum!!

to hell with the Alamo, cause you should never forget when Bea Arthur & Star Wars joined forces for the first and last thyme

finestestest way to waste 13 minutes: Google Image search the TWS dot WHOREg

is it football season yet? for this Redskins fan, he never has to ask such a question [Roachclip]

If I could captain one boat, it would be De Pannenkoekenboot (for you idjiots who can’t finger it out tis a Pancake Boat!!) [Ad Mich]

Rygar glitches

it’s no Red Sauce on Pasta, but it’ll do

[Wrestle wit Jimmy, which is kinda NSFW]

and if for those still knot in the knows, The Flight of the Conchords are truly the kneessszz beeszzz. While Tenacious D are kinda funny, these Kiwis are kinda the fourth bestest comedic musical group mt EVERest, behind Weird Al, Spinal Tap and the unintentionally hilariousnessness of Rockapella. Anywho, in anticipation of a full album due out on Sub Pop in the ’08, a small lil 6 song EP was released today called The Distant Future. It includes studio versions of ‘Business Time‘, ‘If You’re Into It‘ & ‘Not Crying‘ + live rendishes of ‘The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room‘ & ‘Robots‘. A muss have for any Conchords fan (I hear Mel camped out for 8 months), cause even without the videos, the songs shine on their own when you juss focus on the music

Cuthbest to do the thumpossible by beautifying New Jersey, when she makes an appearance at Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors, June 29-July 1 [Jews of the East wit Seoul]

Showtime does the toepossible by making Henry the VIII and Jonathan Rhys Meyers even gayer than before for their second season of da Tudors

Bill Clinton totally hearts Smashmouth

Bond film 22 to feature Billy Bob Thornton in a Peter Pan costume getting raw on the floor with Harold Crick

Brooklyn to become a zoo of yumcredible free concerts this summer, includin but not limited to Billy Ocean, Air Supply, MC Hammer AND Boyz II Men (what, no love for Sudden Impact?)

you didn’t ask for it, but yer still gonna get it: a brand new (or is it old?) Carey Mulligan snap

[Behind the Sofa]

LEGO finally gives love to Indiana Jones, although people made do without such a tang for years

Tony Kornheiser’s Porn-stache and a pre-Jurassic/Thighrassic Larry King recap the ’85 Redskins season

Development hell On Earth: 20 Movies Not Coming Soon to a Theater Near You

free screenings abound for Introducing the Dwights , which sadly has nothing to do with a certain member of the Schrute clan

when trash and shadows make art

5 Random ’80s Toys

diving never looked so good bad

FluffyCD’s photos [b3ta]

and reason #69Turk182 to get a Wii: FIFA ’08, which will include foosball!! Some say bestest game within a game since Gradius popped up during the 2nd intermission of the NES 8-bit classic Blades of Steel [play actual game]

Besides Cuban sangwiches, betting on Jai-Alai, and all dem hot bitties (in or out of the BK Lounge), I don’t see what the big deal about Miami is. Sure, it’s probably a nice place to be when it’s winter elsewhere, but in the summerthyme, with all dat humidty, it’s less desirable than driving over rumble strips whilst eating chicken strips outside of a strip club on the Gaza Strip. Anywho, despite all the schvitzin’ and kvetchin’, we still enjoyed our tweakend there, celebratin the nuptials of Chillary G and Double T…

Thighs Mistress didn’t approve of
Wolfie Cohen’s Rascal House

and happarently she’s not alone
as this may be its final year of eggsistance

My name is Thigh Master
and like Ted Striker

I have a drinking problem

although she doesn’t know how to do the
African Ant Eater Ritual dance

she does now how to sh%t on Kenneth Wurman‘s house
or as Ken sez in the edited for TV version:
‘You HIT on my house!‘

Baby Cooper

is almost as cool as Agent Dale

So it IS true that
that Story is Neverending

or how else do you explain the reappearance of the Nothing?

the sky’s the limit for Evan Almighty

but the box office returns may ground any sequel talk

and the only thing mo scorchin than
the ’06 Miami Heat squad

is the Reb Lobster that opened for bidness on my chest vagina