Thighs Wide Shut

if you’re planning a bachelor party, there’s only one destination that should come to mind: Amsterdam. it costs about as much as going to Vegas, cept there’s a lot more cheese and Dutch ovens, and the only way you’ll lose your shirt is if you decide to hit up the red light district

a bachelor party was the reason for our latest trip to del Dam (besides seeing our maan Daaaaaan and eating pannekoeken non-stop), which also nicely coincided with TWS dot org’s 4th anniversary. no, we’re not getting married, so don’t worry, the NSFW on this site won’t be ending any time soon

this was our 7th or 8th time there, so we held back on the picture taking. if yer jonesing for mo, take a look at our last trip here. better get yer a$$ over there soon before the coffeeshops don’t allow you to smoke there

we ate at a ‘soul food’ place called Harlem

we were probably the blackest people there

is there anything cooler than a 3D version

of Rembrandt’s Nightwatch?

yeah, the Donald Duck version

entitled De Duckwacht

this building would still look cool if you weren’t high

but we don’t recommend it

wow, a real New Yorker

at the fake New Yorker

next on Thighs Wide Travel?
New Mexico, in late April

first there was Step Up
then there was Step Up 2 The Streets
and next Up?…

Step Up 3-D!!!

eat your farts out Jaws 3-D!!!

further ‘Ding:

The Illustrated 3D Movie List (1915 to the present)

The Top Ten List of items coming out of the screen in 3-D films

SI Swimsuits in 3-D

View-Master®, original inductee of the National Toy HoF

3-D, Casey Siemaszko’s greatest role

…can’t wait for Step Up 4’nication

the ultimate Star Wars figure collection

animated Clone Wars to hit theaters?

Warwick Davis in ShortFellas

The Star Wars Vault: Thirty Years of Treasures from the Lucasfilm Archives, With Removable Memorabilia and Two Audio CDs

9 ways Star Wars can inspire you to save money

R2-D2 Peppermill

The 10 Star Wars Toys that Unintentionally Look Like Other Celebrities [Defamer/BB]

Turkish Star Wars

Armed without about 50 nouns that I vaguely remembered from the days of being forced to take Spanish in school, me and the mos adorable Thigh Mistress set out to conquer Madrid (that’s in Spain for those of you geographically declined and playing at home) in the spain of 4ish days. We took about 500 pics, but whittled them down to this lil bunch.

Balls of Fury
Serve’s Up!
Trailers & Mo

The State alums Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant have long ago earned their funny stripes. Yet for the past few years, the two have either been wasting their talents or showing their true colors when penning such Hollywood tripe as Herbie Fully Loaded, The Pacifier, Night at the Museum and Taxi. While we did peep Herbie, for Lohag purposes only, we didn’t need any tomato meters to tell us to stay away from the others like the boo-bonic plague. So it is with great relief that their latest effort, Balls of Fury, shines a whole new light of hope on the thighnamic duo

The sell is simple: Christopher Walken is an evil lord of ping pong and the only one who can stop him is an overweight, clumsy Def Leppard fanatic schlub (played by the brilliant Dan Fogler, whose name you’ll soon know in the many years to come), with a lil help from hottie Maggie Q, George Lopez (finally, we get the chance to see what he’s got since we’ve all long avoided his ABC sitcom) and that dude from Big Trouble In Little China, whose shenanigans are worth the price of admission alone! If that premise doesn’t pique your interest, then you muss be watching too may Judd Apatow comedies for your own good

The bottom line for any comedy is not the story, but laughter, and for the majority of the picture, Lennon and Garant deliver on the funny. Sure, it coulda been butter, but as of today, Balls of Fury is the mos hilarious American ping pong movie mt everest. Hell, they even outdid their fellow Staters’ other summer movie The Ten [TWS review], which had a much better story, but juss didn’t produce much laughter

Anime Foundation: as an old occupational hazard, I can’t stand cartoons, hispecially ones that come from Japan. Yet in all my time working with the Empire of the Sun’s animation, only one stole my heart, The Ping Pong Club. It’s like Beavis & Butthead, without the videos and about 10 times the toon nudity!

Fun & Games: play ping pong online AND Celebrities Playing Table Tennis, including many yummy snaps, like one of Sean Connery havin a ball

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…