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Fell Out of Love With A Girl

04. May, 2009 0 Comments


Peabs‘ ye olde neighbor, White Stripes’ drummer Megan Martha White, will soon be breaking our hearts and our farts by marrying off her gynormus Joe E Tatas and NSFauxW sex tapes to Patti Smith’s son Jackson. this is total sh%tbull as her boobs were betrothed to us by Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold the MIXLIX (aka John Ratzenberger)‘s decree [Ms Mod’s Bod]

perv-ious disapproval of an engagement:
Christina Hendricks to a guy who looks like he smells like farts

Nut Meg:
Meg is a robot
& Californication‘s Madeleine Martin is Meg’s fUnderstudy

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Drum Kit n’ Kaboodle

09. Dec, 2008 0 Comments

schlappy 34th burstday
Meg White

may you get all the zebras blowing Daniel Radcliffe that you desire, and may you wear your birthday suit like yer faux NSFW impostor in places other than our wettest of wetty dreams

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Things Wide Shut

10. Dec, 2007 0 Comments

things…


1) we still JO to yer 12-year old boy body knightley [Soup-er-fish-haul]

2) Skins, still alive by the hairs of their chinny chin chins. In Todd Collins we trust drink Tom Collinses. Norman Chad still beerlarious

3) more lawsuits = even more free Borat movie publicity

4) juss cause these NSFW beauties aint of Tiger Woods’ trophy wife doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have your pants around your ankles right now

5) juss dem good ol’ boys toys


[Catalog Finds]

6) Kirsten Dunst, alive and bowling

7) Mathieu Amalric will make a flawsome Bond villian, and regardless of how thumcredible Christian Bale is, he won’t be able to bail out the Terminator franchise

8) want Galaga quilt, need Gallagher to quit

9) sure, blame finals week!

10) happy 33rd burstday to you Megan Martha White and yer slip sloppy jaloppy poppies!! although we’re sad to report that in these uncertain days & lays we’re more hot to trot for your NSFW fake sex taper than you


10.5) and this justin…


[Wizard/Spakula Da Foola]

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fUnderstudy

22. Aug, 2007 0 Comments

Jenni Pulos‘s part in Flipping Out

tonight will be played by
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Madeleine Martin‘s part in Californication

tonight will be played by
Meg White

Johnny V‘s part in Scott Baio Is 45… and Single

tonight will be played by
Not Another Teen Movie‘s Ricky Lipman

Heidi Montag‘s part in The Hills

tonight will be played by
Fahrenheit 451‘s Montag

Anna Faris‘ part in Entourage

tonight will be played by
those 80s Twizzler lips

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The White Shadow

25. Jul, 2007 0 Comments

The White Stripes
Madison Square Garden
July 24th


There’s nuttin quite like waking up with Folger’s in your cup the day after a seeing a phenom show, head pounding, ears ringing, and mouth and ass burping and farting the rankest of ranks. While that last duo can be thanked in part to the robert downing jring of a sack of White Castles, the other were the direct result of the major rawkin that Meg and her ‘lil brother’ Jack put on at MSG last nite. Hell, tis be the second greatest show I’ve seen by a duo there mt EVERest and mt suribachi! The first? Simon & Garfunkel’s we need sum sick cash reunion back in the ’03 (pre-Thighs Wide era), which also happens to be the greatestistest show I’ve ever seen. While I haven’t seen many other duos at the Garden, it’s still a feat when two albino-skinned Detroiters can bring an arena of 20,000 to its feet from the get-go to the get the hell outta the building thyme. And while mos bands who play ‘the world’s most famous arena’ fill our eyeballs up with endless Zoo-TV imagery, the ‘sibling’ Whites kept the focus on them, with no gimmicketry at all… unless you count the giant silhouettes bein cast behind them of Meg’s boobs bouncing (Hmmmmm, shadow boobs!). Although I wish they played for 3 hours, I’m happy they were able to squeeze in what they did in 2. The new material sounded mos thumcredible, but I muss say, my heart almost decided to stop after Jack picked up the mandolin and played ‘Little Ghost’ instead of ‘Prickly Thorn, But Sweetly Worn’. Damn, damn. Guess I’ll have to see em again!

Set Lisp

Dead Leaves On The Dirty Ground
When I Hear My Name
Jolene
Hotel Yorba
Cannon -> John The Revelator
Icky Thump
Do
Death Letter
In The Cold, Cold Night
A Martyr for My Love for You
I’m Slowly Turning Into You
Think I Smell A Rat -> Wasting My Time
300 M.P.H. Torrential Outpour Blues
You Don’t Know What Love Is (You Just Do As Your Told)
Fell In Love With A Girl -> Ball & Biscuit
Blue Orchid
I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself
Little Ghost
We’re Going To Be Friends
Little Bird -> Catch Hell Blues
My Doorbell
Seven Nation Army
Boll Weevil

[accordin to PradaShop]

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