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The Absent-Minded Professor

wait, who’s that creepy looking old dude who doesn’t look like he belongs in McDonaldland or near children???

wait, who the fred funk is the Professor?

wiki leaked:

The Professor - A bearded scientist-type character in a lab coat. He was introduced in 1971 and served as McDonaldland’s local inventor and researcher. In the ’70s, he was a minor character who rarely spoke. Around the 80s, the Professor was a major character, and was redesigned to include a lightbulb-topped helmet and a mustache. Though the character was dropped during the streamlining of the characters in the mid-1980s, he did appear in McDonald’s Treasure Land Adventure where he invents a rocketship to take Ronald and his friends to Magical Moon and appeared in M.C. Kids. The Professor was voiced by Howard Morris in the 70s and by Andre Stojka in the 80s

we lived for MaccyD’s as a kid, and his name or image doesn’t rung no bells.  not even these commerishes look familiar

WHAT IN THE NAME OF UNCLE O’GRIMACEY IS GOING ON!??!?!?

WHO ARE YOU PROFESSOR????  AND WHERE ARE YOU????  YOU HIDING OUT WITH HITLER AND BARTMAN AND THE ZODIAC AND BIGFOOT AND DB COOPER AND DB SWEENEY???????????

[hat tip to the R-naut]

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