Tag Archives: Lindsay Lohan

Did You See Friday’sShow?

Ms. Rockness herself, Lindsay Lohan sat down with Katie Couric and discussed such hot topics like herself and what kind of shoes she wants to buy. Please note how amazing her hair looks below. Also, if you scroll up and down really quickly on the 3 pictures below, it’s almost like she’s moving! I wish LL wasn’t American so she could be a Non US Hottie.



I’m not a girl, not yet a woman.

– Britney Spears

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The Tween Queens InvasionPedophiles Beware!

Hilary Muff and her In The Zone Tour are coming to a town near you. Apparently her career is already so gynormus that she can only play arenas like Nassau Coliseum and the Continental Arena. Whatever happened to paying your dues and playing in shitholes?



She’s so huge now
that she won’t even return
Frankie Muniz’s phone calls

And guess who’s in the midst
of recording her debut album?




Yep, Lindsay Lohan and it’s gonna ROCK!!!

It’s so unfair. When I was a tween, we didn’t have such hot bitties in the BK Lounge like deez two!

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8 Days And Counting…



Until LL’s latest joint Mean Girls hits the screen!!

She ROCKS!!

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Sweet DreamsAre Made of Me?

 

Ross K Doji, get me out of your dreams and let me get into your car. And don’t forget pal, LL is MINE!!

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Guilty Pleasurez

What do fellow blawg hipster-inos Ultraaaaagirl, Ms. Mod Age, and Uncle Whatevs all have in common? They’ve been outed in the NY Post as Olsen twins fanatics! So when is Newsweek gonna run an article on me and my Lindsay Lohan fetish? I mean, I’m the gateway between LL and all of her Swedish fans. Post article by way of Doc Grambo.

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