The Tween Queens InvasionPedophiles Beware!

Hilary Muff and her In The Zone Tour are coming to a town near you. Apparently her career is already so gynormus that she can only play arenas like Nassau Coliseum and the Continental Arena. Whatever happened to paying your dues and playing in shitholes?



She’s so huge now
that she won’t even return
Frankie Muniz’s phone calls

And guess who’s in the midst
of recording her debut album?




Yep, Lindsay Lohan and it’s gonna ROCK!!!

It’s so unfair. When I was a tween, we didn’t have such hot bitties in the BK Lounge like deez two!

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