12. Mar, 2008 
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we’ves gots no eggcuse for omitting former figure skater Ðнна Семёнович (aka Anna Semenovich) from our ye old Ice Fapades feature, and from our lives in general and colonel. we won’t make the same mistake again
08. Mar, 2008 0 Comments
Thighs Wide Shut turns 4 on Saturday
and to celebrate we’re off for some Amsterdamage
see you when the smoke clears!
yuck [NSFW]
Tracy Morgan Wasted on Live TV
ÑиÑечки [NSFW]
Nancy O’Dell is the first ever MBILF
never forget the original American Gladiators
President Jimmy Carter and the “killer rabbit”
movie spin-offs into crappy video games
Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Generator
33 Different Ways To Lace Shoes
Sexual Moments in Video Game History
we discover that Jake Gyllenhaal has encased himself in a bubble to save himself from the Zodiac killer
Прикольные кари&
Matthew McConaughey’s screen debut on Unsolved Mysteries
ye olde Cindy Margolis snaps [NSFW]
100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers
een-batin-for.html”target=”_blank”>Pinder finally lets yer ya-yas out
Thigh Master’s identity revealed!
The Original Human POLE POSITION Performance
Чтобы не мешали [NSFW]
I Want To Ripley The Head Off The Untalented Mr Roto
scary vaginas [NSFW]
Wilford Brimley’s Beetix Extravaganza
we took time out for Time Out NY
he is serious [NSFW]
things almos as scary as Joakim Noah’s face
Wolfman’s Got Nards Turns 20!!!!
Rachael Ray montage of Hmmmmms
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amazing sculptures made from Oranges
Even Better Than The Rhee Thing?
Retro Mall Video: ’80s Mall Arcade Training Tape
watermelon girl [NSFW]
we promise to bring the pain AND the rain in #5
previously…
11. Dec, 2007 0 Comments
¿Cómo se dice ‘Flapper Fappin’en Español?
03. Dec, 2007 0 Comments
we’re done thinking on Monday AMs
but we still love things in groups of ten
so here are ten… things!
1) we’ve been waiting fo ages to see what Elisha Cuthbert’s sister Lee Ann looks like
2) the tribute to Sean Taylor that the Skins and their fans put on yesterday was eggszactly what it needed to be. the outcome of the game was not. how do you lose 5 games after leading at halftime in one year ? we wish it was the straw the banged the camel’s a$$, but since the NFC purty much blows, dem Skins are STILL in the playoff hunt. pee es – FU to you money makers out there
3) cark your malendars: the extra special Extras series finale airs 12/16 on HBO
4) we just lost our perma-boner for Camilla Belle
6) never forget: RateMyPoo.com
7) a fan of Gossip Girl, aka the show that’s 283283 times better than The OC cause stuff actually happens? then we know your reading NY Mag‘s weekly deli-licious round up of Xs, Os and no-nos
8) JO matz for all you fan boys out there
9) some chick pouring milk on her bynormus bazongies [NSFW]
10) many years have passedt, but still, no other porn has topped the name and poster of…
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
