Thighs Wide Movies 2006
31. Jan, 2007 
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Plus 2 That Are Legit
& Don’t Need 2 Quit
1) The Devil & Daniel Johnston
2) Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple
3) Children of Men
4) Bubble
5) Sophie Scholl
6) Once In A Lifetime:
The Extraordinary Story of the New York Cosmos
7) 13 (Tzameti)
8) Flags of Our Fathers
9) Babel
10) Infamous
11) Only Human
12) The Notorious Bettie Page
G Sauce & Special Love goes out to Spike Lee’s When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts
Thighs Wide
Movie Awards
They Coulda Been A Contender
Strangers With Candy
Running With Scissors
Marie Antoinette
Da Vinci Code
V for Vendetta
Inland Empire
Puilty Gleasures
The Quiet
When A Stranger Calls
Nanny McPhee
Scary Movie 4
Trailers Worth Tractoring
A Scanner Darkly
An Inconvenient Truth
Borat
Brick
Children of Men
The Departed
The Last King of Scotland
The Notorious Bettie Page
The Pursuit of Happyness
V for Vendetta
& the one tune that sold the movie
Jay-Z And Linkin Park’s ‘Numb/Encore’ [d]
from the Miami Vice trailer
& the one trailer mos not worth tractoring
Post Her
Post Me
Post Haste!
Mos Unwanted Genre
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40s/50s Los Angeles Flicks
which begat
Ben Affleck playin guitar & singin in Spanish
& Hillary Swank as vom inducing sex kitten
(F)unreleased
Bestest Movies I Netflixed
Porn To Be Wild
The Road Into Laura San Giacomo’s Crotch
(The Road to Guantanamo)
Twatsi
(Tsotsi)
69 (All Sweaty)
(13 (Tzameti))
Akili Smith and Deez Nuts On His Tonsils
(Akeelah & The Bee)
The Notorious Bettie Page Loves B.I.G. C.O.C.K.
(The Notorious Bettie Page)
Holly Lands Wood
(Hollywoodland)
Jizzum Candy: A Cock and Balls Story
(Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story)
Why We Fist, starring Bill Frist
(Why We Fight)
Cuming On The Scissor Sisters
(Running With Scissors)
The Three Anal-Holes of Erik Estrada
(The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada)
Mini’s First Time
(Mini’s First Time)
Most Cpt Overlooked Performance
dude who played Tony Blair in The Queen
For Some Reason You Annoy Me So Go Away
Fenella Woolgar
Bestest Names Award
Oren Skoog
Burn Gorman
London Bridges
Benedict Cumberbatch
Sorriest Eggscuse for
An Episode of 24
That Doesn’t Star Edgar
But Does Co-Star Sledgehammer!
Mos Eggsalad Bjork Turns Into A Knife Slashin’ Whale Movie
That Was More Watchable
Than Inland Empire
The Gus van Sant
Most Pretentious
Mos Overhyped Movie
For No Reason
Welcome To The House, Dolls
Diora Baird
Sophia Myles
Julia Jentsch
Misty Dawn Wilkins
Ellen Page
Svetlana Metkina
MÃa Maestro
Abbie Cornish
The Death to Smoochy Award
for Worstest Picture of the Year
Inland Empire
For Your Consideration
Lady In The Water
Poseidon
Pirates 2
Keeping Up With The Steins
Movies To Look For In The ‘007
Thank You For Cock Smoking
Full Nelson
Big Momma’s House of Pancakes
American Dreamz II: American Dreamzz
Akeelah and the C++
The Wicker Basket Man
Moses Camp
The Last King of Scottie’s Tissue
The Santa Clause 4: Clause Kinski
Lucky Number Slate
6 Fast, 6 Furious
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Papa’s Pix
1) Water
2) Little Miss Sunshine
3) The Queen
4) The Departed
5) Notes on A Scandal
6) The Painted Veil
7) Borat
8) Little Children
9) Brick
10) The History Boys
11) Sweet Land
12) Jesus Camp
13) Catch the Fire
Honorable Mention
10 Items or Less
The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club
20 Centimeters
U-Carmen e-Khayelitsha
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