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Vomit Like Beckham

major effin congratulations go out to our boy (and sometimes Thighs collaborator) the Thinker and his beautiful yogatastic bride, as they got hitched, crazy Jewish style, this past weekend in rolling hills of northern CT. twas a wonderful weekend filled with many a mazel tovs, cinnamon toasts and overindulging in pear cake and veggie dumplings. we probably ingested about 20+ dumplings, but were able to keep them down, unlike one of our bunk mates, who sprayed his love for them on the sink in his room and the bathroom we all had to share…

and we all know that raisins are nature’s candy
but did you know that pine cones are nature’s ashtrays?

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From Totally Geek To Totally Chic

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan
You Don’t Have To Bother Seeing The Zohan
Trailers & Mo


We’ve waited a long time for one of those good ole fashioned Adam Sandler comedies to hit theaters, and the wait will have to continue as his latest, You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, is juss another waste of time handed in from team Happy Madison. You’d think with a script co-written by Sandler, Robert Smigel and Judd Apatow that they’d come up with something presentable, but 8 minutes of total laughs outta almost 2 hours of eye-rolling nonsense doesn’t really add up to much viewing pleasure (besides looking at Emmanuelle Chriqui, a Jewish gal playing Zohan’s Palestinian forbidden love interest). To make splatters worse, a film aiming for Arab-Israeli harmony turns out to be highly insensitive and offensive, and reinforces awful Middle Eastern stereotypes one flat joke at a time (although we’re guessing Goys will find sum humor in it). It also doesn’t help your ‘can’t we all just get along‘ cause (or laugh dept) when you have Rob Schneider playing an Arab taxi driver. Bi the gay, without Sandler, would Scheider be able to pay his bills?

Anywho, Sandler plays Zohan, a hummus loving (he even uses it as toothpaste! hardy har har) Israeli super agent (complete with a Moshe Dayan poster hanging in his pad) whose secret desire is to become a hairdresser like Paul Mitchell in America. He fakes his death (don’t ask, and you shouldn’t care) and heads to New York under a new name, Scrappy Coco (the name alone is a dead giveaway of how lame this film is). Stuff happens, but nothing really happens, as cameo after cameo gets piled inbetwixt. We get to see Chris Rock, Sulu, Michael Buffer, Mariah Carrey, Dave Matthews and even Mrs Garrett, but they do nothing to help this peace of sh%t (car)

The concept of Sandler as a horny foreign hairdresser is one worth running with, but they should left the political and cultural ideas completely out of the picture. He’s actually quite good in the role, yet one can’t help comparing it to another stranger who came to our strange land with much better results. That stranger is Borat, and you’d be better off rewatching his film (or the bits from Da Ali G Show) that actually has something to say about our society, instead of insulting it. You may also want to czech out the lil Spanish film Only Human (Seres Queridos) [TWS glowing review], which is a much more poignant, and hispecially funnier look at Jews, Muslims and love

Israeli Ido: Sandler’s on-screen Israeli-American buddy Ido Mosseri is the Hebrew voice for Israel’s Spongebob Squarepants

Jews Or Lose: Donna Feldman and Yamit Sol (aka ימית סול) not only play two Jewish hotties in the film, but they actual are ones in real life!

Verdictgo: Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous

Mother of Tears
(La Terza Madre)

Turn This Mother Out
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We’ve never seen a film by Italian (supposed) horror master Dario Argento, but we have ogled for many hours at his daughter Asia, who recently can be seen on one of the bestest and barely SFW movie posters of the year. The two have paired up for the fourth time on Mother of Tears, which is the final film in his ‘Three Mothers’ trilogy that began with Suspiria and was followed by Inferno. There’s not much to say about this final installment other then that it isn’t very good or all that scary (besides the thought of Dario filming his daughter showering). However, through all the shock and schlock on display, it is kinda sorta unintentionally (?) hilarious (gawd bless you Udo Kier). Maybe they shoulda hired Dario to direct Zohan instead of Ronald Miller’s father from Can’t Buy Me Love

Death Race 2008: according to Cinemorgue, Asia Argento and her half-sister Fiore have died in movies a combined 5 times. That’s 1 death behind the total amount set by Dario’s long term partner and mother of Asia, Daria Nicolodi (who plays Asia’s already deceased mom in Tears)

Verdictgo: Very Little Merit But No Stinking Badges

Zohan will be playing at theater near Jews this Friday, while Tears will open in limited release

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Ecto Cooler Than You

not even the can hater hates Laura Harring’s cans, especially after seeing her breast ever NSFW work in Mulholland Drive [video|images]

the heat is on Brett Ratner who may direct Beverly Hills Cop 4, which is about Axel Foley going undercover in the Kingdom of the Crystal Meth Lab

…although it has a shot at being a bit more watchable than Ouija Board: THE MOVIE

Indiana Jones inspiration was a Nazi?

Wladimir Klitschko vs Borat

Uwe Boll’s in the hot seat, but won’t be directing a Tetris movie

killer time killer: watch Twin Peaks at yer desk for free

Dan Steinberg is just like the rest of us, he also has trouble spelling ‘Laveraneus’

somewhere out there Samuel L Bronkowitz is creaming in his jeans peeping these hot pics of Shay Laren and Ashlynn Brooke in a shower [NSFW]

former PMOY Karen McDougal fan art [Spencer For Hires Root Beer]

oops, he crapped his pants

…maybe he ate one too many Edible Anuseses [SFW via News of the Weird]

&


ecto-jazzum [NSFW via ffix1975]

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The Sounds of Sy Sperling

when it comes to new music, Thighland is a bit behind on the lamest and greatest (plus all our time is eaten up by movies and JOing to Ed Westwick), but thanks to a poo recent releases by sum of our more flavorite artists, our silence hath been broken!!

Flight of the Conchords
Flight of the Conchords
[buy @ Amazon]

It may be a bit early to proclaim the Conchords full length debut the album of the year, with new LPs from t.A.T.u., Ace of Base and Dexys Midnight Runners yet to drop, but we’re willing to stick to that claim as we’re sure to be rocking this disc well into the NFL season, and cause it’s so udderly FRANZtastic, for the rest of our lives. If you haven’t seen the show, stop what you’re doing and watch all of them NOW. It’s the only thing worth getting HBO for, besides using John Adams as a sleeping aid. Even if you haven’t seen the show, it shouldn’t prevent you from taking a flight with these brilliant Kiwis, who’ve found the perfect middle ground between Weird Al and Tenacious D. So strap on your business socks (cause it’s business time) and rawk out ‘Inner City Pressure’ [vid] + the 14 other jammy gems. The only thing missing (besides ‘If You’re Into It’ and ‘I’m Not Crying’, which were on their EP The Distant Future) is no bonus track love for The Crazy Dogggz’ ‘Doggy Bounce’. Guess we’ll have to wait for their full length, which will probably be the album of whatever year it gets released

Gnarls Barkley
The Odd Couple
[buy @ Amazon]

Throwing a soiree and have only lame white music to throw on? Gnarls Barkley’s second venture is the answer to all your problems, cause it’s an instant party itself. While it may not have any sure fire ‘Crazy’ hits, it’s more of a cohesive effort than St. Elsewhere, an album we’re sure most have long abandoned due to over overplaying it. We dare you to overplay this one: ‘Going On’

The Raconteurs
Consolers Of The Lonely
[buy @ Amazon]

Jack White is a lot like White Castle hamburgers, you either love em or you don’t, cause there’s no middle ground. For those of us on the right side of the fence, we welcome anything churned out by the former upholstery man, as anything he constructs is sturdy and built to last (although we miss thinking about Meg’s boobs when he’s not Stripe-ing). Like with Gnarls’ sophomore effort, Consolers is a more complete album than its predecessor, Broken Boy Soldiers. It also furthers our belief that JW’s voice works best when accompanied by piano or brass instruments. Listen up to a song that has both: ‘The Switch & The Spur’

R.E.M.
Accelerate
[buy @ Amazon]

A: Up, Reveal and Around The Sun.

Q: What are the last three R.E.M. albums that everyone’s been recently dogging in print when reviewing their ‘return to form‘ 14th album Accelerate, yet are each munch butter than it?

Alas, R.E.M. is incapable of releasing bad music, and clocking in at 34:39, Accelerate breezes by so quickly, you won’t have time to waste trying to figure out where this one ranks amongst their other albums. We juss hope there’s a #15. Bi the gay, the album’s artwork was created using some of Michael Stipe’s photography

Moby
Last Night
[buy @ Amazon]

Moby’s best album was called Play. We wouldn’t say that Last Night is his worst album (Animal Rights anyone?), but it coulda easily been named Stop. It gets off to a rousing beginning, with ‘Ooh Yeah’, but then drags on and on with soul-try diva after diva, handing in more snoozefests than an bedridden John Adams (we’l
l never stop with the J-Ads shiz). ‘Ooh Yeah’ reminds us of his collaboration with Debbie Harry on ‘New York, New York’. He shoulda done more of that than ‘Snooze York, Snooze York’. Mobes, peas, juss stick with the stadium anthems

Joe Strummer + Various
The Future Is Unwritten Soundtrack
[buy @ Amazon]

We know you didn’t see the yumcredible doc about Joe Strummer’s life [TWS review], and thus we know you haven’t sought out the accompanying soundtrack. Obviously there’s something wrong with you, so start with the film and then grab this disc, which includes rare Clash and other Strummer-related songs + tunes he rocked out to on his BBC World Service radio show, London Calling. We don’t know where Racid Taha’s desert take on ‘Rock The Casbah’ falls into the mix, but it rox

Carole King
Tapestry (Legacy Edition – 2 CD)
[buy @ Amazon]

We’re totally gay for Carole King. She’s written more hits for other people then you could ever imagine, and she’s been our hero ever since she lent her pipes to Maurice Sendak’s stories with Really Rosie. On Tapestry, she allowed herself to sing her purty songs, and what songs they are! Ever hear of ‘I Feel The Earth Move’, ‘You’ve Got A Friend’, ‘(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman’ and ‘It’s Too Late’? Well, they’re all included here on this beyond must own classic, which has juss been re-released with a bonus disc of live piano-voice renditions of all the songs in the original album’s order. Here’s a vid clip of her kicking the jam that is ‘Natural Woman’

Various
Juno Soundtrack
[buy @ Amazon]

The movie is whatevs dot whorg, the soundtrack isn’t. Somewhere Wes Anderson’s pissed, cause someone made a fantabulous Wes Anderson soundtrack for a non-Wes Anderson movie. Now if only he’d worry about more important things like making his own non-Wes Anderson movie… hint, start by not including Owen Wilson. Wes, just remember that I love you

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Lousy Smarch Madness


Texas cheerleaders in chaps = longhorny

Broncos WR Brandon Marshall attacked by McDonald’s wrapper

Gossip Girl author Cecily Von Ziegesar on what’s missing from the TV show: Jenny taking breast enhancing vitamins and a monkey that makes Chuck gayer [Futon Critic fo mo]

the San Diego Chicken ended Lou Piniella’s playing career on The Baseball Bunch?

Pig Vomit never vomited, but John Adams did

Shay Laren > Shea Stadium [NSFW]


catch the sun

behind the scenes of that amazingly ghetro ye olde HBO Jeffersonian starship thingamabob

smells like another anti-Borat PR stunt: Kazakhstan Opens Its First Kosher Restaurant

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did you see that dude?
are you watching?
isn’t that terrible?
love you guys
peace!

The Hanging Munchkin: FALSE

Duke sucks

and previously for your thighs only…

Lousy Smarch Weather

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