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Suck My Caucasus

The Loneliest Planet
Don’t Take A Hike
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
NR | 113 min

If you love watching people hike and not much else, well then, do I got the movie for you!  It’s called The Loneliest Planet and it’s about as riveting as actually hiking!  If you skip this movie, this is what you’ll miss – hiking, conjugation of Spanish verbs, more hiking, the most irritating rendition of ‘Don Gato’ you’ve ever heard, even more hiking, a guy that’s like Borat but not funny, and even more more hiking!  And there’s this redhead (Hani Furstenberg) who’s kinda not hot, but she’s kinda OK, but she has gap teef and is annoying, like this movie

Verdictgo: would be full on Repoopulous, but the background Caucasus Mountains scenery makes the foreground garbage a little less totally horrible, so… Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Planet orbits boredom in limited release

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…


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