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21. Nov, 2013 
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Bettie Page Reveals All
Pin-Up, Chin-Up
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 101 min
You saw that Notorious Bettie Page movie, right?????  If you wanted to see Gretchen Mol gloriously topless in a gloriously filmed ‘art’ movie you most certainly did!!!  That movie was purty dang good, but we felt it to be rather incomplete –  wondering ‘whatever became of her, post-pin-up daze’???  Yeah, WHAT HAPPENED TO BETTIE PAGE AFTER SHE WENT FROM PIN-UP QUEEN TO WOMAN IN HIDING QUEEN?????  Well, for those thirsting for that ‘what’ (ME! ME! ME! ME!), Mark Mori‘s doc delivers the answers, in spades AND boobs, and in Bettie Page‘s own words/voice!!!!!  Sadly, the doc itself looks like it was edited by a 6 year old film student using a Commodore 64, but slipshoddiness aside, if you have ANY interest in Bettie or her boops OR boobs, you GOTS to give in and check out Bettie Page Reveals All, for all is revealed, just like the title sez!!!!
Verdictgo:Â Jeepers Worth A Peepers
a Page turner opens in NY tomorrow, and elsewhere elsewhen
sorry, gotz to jet, juss thought of something that needs my immediate attention. Â now where’s that bottle of lotion and box of kleenexessz???
(Bettie herself rules, but I choose Mol as Page over the real thing every day, ALL DAY!!!)
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
