gawd bless Pastor Rodrick Windham, who, with the Speegle family, competed on Family Feud, and this happened…

NAKED GRANDMA!!!!!

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and the remix, yo!!

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and juss in case you’ve never seen this, think turkey

(start about 01:40 in)

Peace The Forks Out

to

You Don’t Know Jack Ryan Cause He Does

+

mini mum Lomax 

Paramount picturer

some magician you never heard of

he fcuked prayer in school

he saddled spying, lite

Davey in a dugout

he was so neural

heaven’s gate

co-inventor of the Breezy open-cockpit kitplane, whatever that is

blue man group of one

&

WW & BB

Mordecai ‘Three Finger’ Brown

Brown (October 19, 1876 – February 14, 1948) lost parts of two fingers on his right hand, then became one of the most elite pitchers of his era with his three finger curveball. According to his biography, he suffered two separate injuries to his right hand. The first and most famous trauma came when he was feeding material into the farm’s feed chopper. He slipped and his hand was mangled by the knives, severing much of his index finger and damaging the others. A doctor repaired the rest of his hand as best he could. While it was still healing, the injury was further aggravated by a fall he took, which broke several finger bones. They were not re-set properly, especially the middle finger

He learned to pitch, as many children did, by aiming rocks at knot-holes on the barn wall and other wooden surfaces. Over time, with constant practice, he developed great control. As a ‘bonus’, the manner in which he had to grip the ball (see photo) resulted in an unusual amount of spin. This allowed him to throw an effective curve ball, and a deceptive fast ball and change-up. The extra topspin made it difficult for batters to connect solidly. In short, he ‘threw ground balls’ and was exceptionally effective [wiki]

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Antonio ‘The Octopus’ Alfonseca

Life his grandfather, Alfonseca (April 16, 1972 – ) has six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot, a condition known as polydactyl.  His nicknames are El Pulpo (‘The Octopus’), The Dragonslayer, and Six-Fingers. His main pitch is his sinker

OMG, IT’S COUNT RUGEN/THE SIX-FINGERED MAN REBORN!!!!

YOU KILLA MY FATHER, PREPARE TO WATCH ME COUNT WITH MY FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!

Global Citizen Festival
Great Lawn – Central Park 
September 28th

Everyone hates poverty.  There’s an organization set up to end it by 2112 or something.  I hope they do.  As an incentive to get others motivated to do the same, they dangle the carrot of free tickets to an awesome concert if you sign some petitions and what not.  BLAMMMM-O.  This is exactly what got me motivated to end poverty AND see Stevie Wonder in Central Park, FO FREE!!!  YESSSSSSS!!!!  Heck, I’d agree to end poverty by signing petitions even if the only thing they were handing out was/is free fried chicken skin!!!

But the concert wasn’t juss Stevie.  There was John Mayor and Queens of Neon and Elvis Costello playing some poopy song for a second, and that Janette Maynoisse girl came in and dropped some tunes, and there was Alicia Keys too, who we REALLY wanted to see, but only heard her, as it took about 9 hours to walk thru a maze of fences to get into the event.  No REAL gripes here – as the show was free, and for a good cause, although we could have done without the speeches, but free is free and poverty BLOWS!!!

Anywho, this show was really all about Stevie.  You MUSSSSSSSS see Stevie Wonder in concert.  MUSTTTT.  This was our third time with lil big Stevie (Jones Beach in 2008 + the crazy duet madness at The 25th Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Anniversary Concerts – Night 1 in 2009), and we are prepared to see him 33 more times.  An ageless… wonder, who is juss purely… wonder…ful, and full of life, and love, and songs that will be with us 17ever, even when man orbits Uranus!  Bless you Stevie.  BLESS YOU.  TAKE MY EYES, CAUSE YOU ALREADY OWN MY EARS!!!

Stevie Setlist –  How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved by You) (Marvin Gaye cover) / Master Blaster (Jammin’) / Higher Ground (with Janelle Monáe) / Sir Duke /Day Tripper (The Beatles cover) / Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I’m Yours) / My Cherie Amour / Living for the City / Imagine (John Lennon cover) / Superstition / Isn’t She Lovely (with Maxwell) / Do I Do / I Just Called to Say I Love You

the return of Photochop Friday?????*

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World War ZZ Topps

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Tellytubbies

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Hertz So Good

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*maybe