10. Oct, 2013 
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and thus, the greatest character name of all thyme is…
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09. Oct, 2013 0 Comments
GravityÂ
The Airless Up ThereÂ
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 90 min
Love love love love love love love the space (and the fakery to make it look real) stuff goings on in Alfonso Cuarón‘s Gravity.  Don’t really love anything else about the movie.  It’s boring.  It’s characters are lame (Sandra Bullock) and smug and annoying (George Clooney).  There’s too much Murphy’s law being practiced.  There’s not enough aliens.  There’s not enuff space breasts.  There’s not enuff penetration of Uranus.  There’s a lot of tension, but it didn’t really make me feel all that tense.  Maybe it’s cause I was over-filled with udder delight & joy that George Clooney died in space!!!!!!!  SPOILER ALERT.  ooops.  oossps.  Being stuck in space is actually one of my biggest fears (even though I LOVEEEEEEEEEE space), but I didn’t fear what was going on in this movie 1 bit.  Why?  I dunno, I can’t really explain why I didn’t react to something that I probably shoulda had a reaction to.  Maybe it’s cause I could give about minus 15 sh!ts about Sandy Bullock and her troubles on earth and above.  This movie is no 2001, it’s no 2010 even, it’s certainly no Children of Men, and it’s kinda like a better SpaceCamp, but maybe not.  Sure, it’s beautiful and breathtaking, but it’s also beautifully & breathtakingllllly airless and dull
Verdictgo: Â Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Gravity is grounded at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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