WKParty in Scrantonicity
Or vwa Floyd Patterson, NJ
Pam, if yer reading this, please marry me
You, if yer reading this, buy Under Armour undies and watch Yellow Brick Road
and GO MOTHERS! Even if yers sucks… DICK! Which I’ve already had the displeasure of. Tell that bitch not to wipe her lipstick on my balls next time, you effin HOMO… ner!!
General WindmillsLane Meyer Emco

[for you newbies or douche-Bs
click each pic for even mo fun]
Earl Woods is out of the woods and the game of life
Martin Freeman Is Rembrandt, NOT THE TOOTHPASTE
Jennifer Ellison’s boobs are opening a restaurant
Bob Ross Video game developer TALKS (in words)!
The next dames & knights of the realm: Summer, Seth, Julie, and Sandy
5 days lates, but still loves me the Norman Chad NFL Draft recap

[Guns n Rosenthal]
Currently Thighlicious
Streets – ‘Hotel Expressionism [d]
Lily Allen – ‘Nan You Are a Window Shopper’ [d]
Ghostface feat-in Ne-Yo – ‘Back Like That’ [d]
Gnarls Barkley – ‘Transformer’ [d]
GO CINCO DE MAYO!!
Pee Es – And I don’t care what our friends from across the pond think or what you think, cause Mischa Barton is probably the mos beautiful girl in the world… hispecially when donin’ a a schoolgirl outfit or when slurping my jimmy jazzum [wish both were NSFW]
PS2 – I bee leave that this is the 1st ever review of a Lily Allen show, from last nite’s shazzle at YOYO
Whisky A Go-GoGadget Gospelof Jadakississippi
The OC‘s been kinda John Kerryish this season, but lass nite’s prom hepisode, despite the fact that none of the males wore a tux (to their f@*@ing prom!, how f@*0ing low b@dg3t is th#@ shit?), was OFF the rizla fizz wizzies quizz whizzers!! But wanna know who hasn’t skipped a beat and has simply been OFF the rigatoni zamboni sambora bora bora torah tazz flazzers? Yep, Michael Nouri, ak-47-a, Dr Roberts (yep, the same one the Beatles wrote a song about [d]), Summer’s dad, Julie’s

Neill, Sam Neill. ¿thaW
Lily Allen, HUGE in the land of milk & honey!
#31 & #35? If ‘best’ is ‘breast’, then is ‘wurst’, ‘wbreast’?
Tori Amos, my HS’s Homecoming Queen back in the day, and your live mp3 site to-day
Awful, but yer still gonna click anywayz: RateMyTurban.com
& seems like others are also good at this photochop thing…

[dinty moore]
GO TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL!
Me, starting Sunday, for slevin days straight, see 14 movies, and hopefully spews as many reviews, from yer favorite jew that isn’t matisyahu
My eyes may hexplode. And if they do, you now know why there may not be any postings next week, or why it may be in braille!
and oh, if you happen to be in LA today, good news, like Jason Mewes paying his dues

Added EGGSclusive BONUS:
‘What Goes Around’
Coke ad
by the White Stripes
[vid | & now in mp3!!]


25. May, 2006 








































