Frank Herbert's Muldoon
18. Aug, 2006 
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GO ME!
y?
cause I is now a HOMO…
ner!!
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Peace Le Fork Out
it seemed like he was in every other movie, but looking at his purty darn thin resumé, I think I’ve combined his oeuvre with Joe Pesci‘s (who will appear in De Niro’s The Good Shepherd, his first movie in 8 YEARS!!!). It’s a cryin shame he didn’t get more roles, cause the BK was the home of whopping lil performances (his work as uptight Lieutenant Steven Hauk in Good Morning, Vietnam still stands out, at least in my hazy mind). Tis a double shame that he and Pesci never got to pair up on-screen, as one fan had hoped. But that shiz is kinda richard petty when you think about having to bury your own child, as his acting father Bruce (the convenient store owner in Stand By Me) will have to. Father & son have actually appeared in two of the same TV movies, ’74’s Columbo: By Dawn’s Early Light and ’88’s Frank Nitti: The Enforcer. As we close the book on Bruno’s life, one question remains: why on earth was he excommunicated from the City Slicker realm? DAMN YOU JON LOVITZ!!!
[Po Boy]
GO LOLLAPALOOZA!!
which I is leaving for 2nite
and thus I didn’t have thyme 2 rock/mock up
Photochop Hot Cross Puns Phridayness
so I took some submissions rotting in my inbox
and threw them up
anywho, if you’ll be in Chi-Town as well
and want to hump my leg
or watch me eat Lou Mal’s
u now how to find me
juss look in yer pants
and I’ll be there
I cant bee leave I forgot to include yer anti-Semitic a$$ on our amazin Amazing Racist poster. I hope when you meet up with Jesus, he reminds you that he was Jewish, and probably picked up pennies, ran the media, and forking rocked Purim like it was nobody’s bidness. Even if Nick Nolte was the biggest Jew-hater in the world, I’d still respect him cause he took the single greatistest mug shot of balls thyme
But maybe the Gib is right, maybe dem Jews ‘are responsible for all the wars in the world‘, such as:
GO AKRON/CANTON WEDDINGS!!
which double as an eggscuse for my a$$ to finally enter the PFHoF, and i aint leavin til the let my hero and former camp counselor Art Monk in!
Kirb Your Enthusiasm
16. Aug, 2006 0 Comments
Bruno Giovanni Quidaciolu Kirby, Jr 
1949 – 2006
it seemed like he was in every other movie, but looking at his purty darn thin resumé, I think I’ve combined his oeuvre with Joe Pesci‘s (who will appear in De Niro’s The Good Shepherd, his first movie in 8 YEARS!!!). It’s a cryin shame he didn’t get more roles, cause the BK was the home of whopping lil performances (his work as uptight Lieutenant Steven Hauk in Good Morning, Vietnam still stands out, at least in my hazy mind). Tis a double shame that he and Pesci never got to pair up on-screen, as one fan had hoped. But that shiz is kinda richard petty when you think about having to bury your own child, as his acting father Bruce (the convenient store owner in Stand By Me) will have to. Father & son have actually appeared in two of the same TV movies, ’74’s Columbo: By Dawn’s Early Light and ’88’s Frank Nitti: The Enforcer. As we close the book on Bruno’s life, one question remains: why on earth was he excommunicated from the City Slicker realm? DAMN YOU JON LOVITZ!!!
not relay titted: FREE LB!!!
Passion Fruit of theKrist Novoselic My Balls
03. Aug, 2006 0 Comments
[Po Boy]
[Korean Mel ‘Charlie’ Gibson]
[Kramer vs Himself]
[BJNewmszzz]
GO LOLLAPALOOZA!!
which I is leaving for 2nite
and thus I didn’t have thyme 2 rock/mock up
Photochop Hot Cross Puns Phridayness
so I took some submissions rotting in my inbox
and threw them up
anywho, if you’ll be in Chi-Town as well
and want to hump my leg
or watch me eat Lou Mal’s
u now how to find me
juss look in yer pants
and I’ll be there
and oh, to get cha thru the weekend
here’s one of many clips
from the upcoming
splooge-o-rama fest
aka The Quiet
featuring three of my mos flavorite thangs:
Cuthbest
Bellebest
and movie theaters
BURN IN MEL!
31. Jul, 2006 0 Comments
I cant bee leave I forgot to include yer anti-Semitic a$$ on our amazin Amazing Racist poster. I hope when you meet up with Jesus, he reminds you that he was Jewish, and probably picked up pennies, ran the media, and forking rocked Purim like it was nobody’s bidness. Even if Nick Nolte was the biggest Jew-hater in the world, I’d still respect him cause he took the single greatistest mug shot of balls thyme
But maybe the Gib is right, maybe dem Jews ‘are responsible for all the wars in the world‘, such as:
The Cola Wars
The Clone Wars
World of Warcraft
the card game War
The War of the Roses
WarGames and tits video game Global Thermonuclear War
Kari Wührer
Wario
the band WAR
GWAR
For even mo Mel fun, Defamer gots its all
Hezbochallah Back Grrrrl
28. Jul, 2006 0 Comments
GO AKRON/CANTON WEDDINGS!!
which double as an eggscuse for my a$$ to finally enter the PFHoF, and i aint leavin til the let my hero and former camp counselor Art Monk in!
Thighs Wide Shirts!!
007
1970s
1980s
Andy Rooney
Animated Gifs
Back To The Future
beard
Bitched At Swirth
Blur
boobs
Borat
Breast In Show
Camilla Belle
Clockwork Orange
Coney Island
Cuthbert
Dakota Fanning
Damon Albarn
Disney
fap
Flight of the Conchords
Gorillaz
Hitchcock
India Reynolds
James Bond
Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Jennifer Ellison
Kubrick
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Pinder
McDonalds
museum
mustache
Nintendo
Redskins
Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
Stanley Kubrick
Star Wars
Subway
Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Terps
The Shining
The White Stripes
Twin Peaks
YTMND
